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In the near future, no reintegration of Donbass into Ukraine is visible. The reason is banal: no one wants this - neither Ukraine, nor the Kremlin, nor, in fact, the Donbass.

For Putin, leaving the Donbass is not a winner, but a beaten dog - like death. Moreover, his next bet - Syria - did not work, and Russia will rake off new sanctions already for it, so that the economy will continue to die. And for Boeing, the consequences will be regardless of the implementation of the Minsk agreements. No matter how you look at it, it is not profitable for him to surrender the Donbass, but to continue to support the hotbed of tension in Ukraine is probably beneficial. Thanks to the "Ukrainian nits", the "Moscow lice" still have a ghostly chance to subjugate Ukraine politically.

For Ukraine, taking Donbass back is an extremely heavy burden. The industry in ORDILO is practically destroyed, the fields are mined, the people are embittered, the urks have smelled blood, there is no work, weapons are freely available. We simply won't digest this piece if we take it now. The forces of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and the National Guard are enough for a trench war and even enough for an offensive, but holding such a rather big region and suppressing any movements there is anril. Until the judicial reform is carried out, the reform of the prosecutor's office, until the police are reformed by only a third, until the fucking Ministry of Science does not work, and until the economy has risen - we simply cannot afford such problems. There are enough of them.
And Poroshenko understands this, so all his diplomacy is aimed at "buying time", BUT at the same time doing it in such a way that Putin always remains guilty :) And he does it just fine. I have a lot of complaints about Poroshenko on domestic policy, but here is the external one - 5 points. Or 12, as we have now.
Yes, while he is dragging his feet and maneuvering diplomatically, we are continuing the ATO, which, thanks to the "Minsk agreements", sanctions and these maneuvers, does not turn into a full-fledged war with Russia. Spending money on the ATO is also costly, but we have restored the army, and on the other hand, the war-ATO consolidates society. For you to understand, Muscovites, we had practically no people here crying for Motorola. Ukraine finally left your ideological orbit with the heroes-executioners.

And finally, the residents of ORDILO do not want to go to Ukraine either. I read a lot of opinions about thousands of Donbass people at the funeral of Motorola - and that state employees were driven away under pain of dismissal, and that in the occupied territories neither elections, nor opinion polls, nor mass events say anything, because they are unverifiable and 146% can be drawn for any case. And that there are also patriots of Ukraine there, few, but there are, and they need to be released. And that the people of Donbass were simply inspired to hate Ukraine, they were deceived and intimidated by "Bandera", and that they need to be re-educated.
BUT.
Let me remind you that long before the war, the people of Donbas raised and chose Yanukovych for us, because of whom the revolution took place and the war began. Let me remind you that the Donbass has consistently, for years, voted for the scoop, "firm hand", cheap sausage and subsidies - and now it partially votes for this, in the liberated territories. Let me remind you what a problem three years ago was that "they don't want to join the EU", "they are against the Maidan", etc. I will remind you how willingly they blackmailed us with separatism at any opportunity. So this is their soviet essence, and they do not want to go to Ukraine, which they are shown on TV.

And if no one wants, then what are the chances for the reintegration of Donbass?
None.
All attempts will be thwarted by shelling, terrorist attacks, one step forward - two steps back. Especially since this has been going on for 2 years now.

And I want to say more. In the paragraph above, I reminded you how fans of the Soviet Union have hampered the development of Ukraine for many years.
AND NOW THEY ARE NOT.
There is no mass movement in Ukraine that is against development and is for the Soviet Union. The Party of Regions has broken up into small groups that have no one to rely on in Ukraine. There is an internal squabble between old corrupt officials and new "apartment" anti-corruptionists, but the dispute is not about the EU / CU vector, but about methods and about who will fill their pockets along the way. In Ukraine, without ORDILO and Crimea, there are absolutely no reasons for serious conflicts left - that's the beauty of the situation.

WE ARE GOOD WITHOUT THEM - let's face it.

And we have a chance to do everything without them, to achieve our main goal - to make Ukraine a European country - not "by passport", but by spirit.

From this, of course, it does not follow that we will give the Crimea and Donbass to Russia, agaschaz, fled. I wrote a year ago that the situation with a frozen conflict is beneficial to Ukraine, because Russia is weakening under sanctions, and the longer we keep this situation, the worse for Russia and the better for us. Our task is to accumulate strength, and when Mordor weakens, to return what is ours in one fell swoop, as they once did in Croatia. We just need to have patience and work, and not try to do it now when we are not ready.

30 kopecks. The debut was a success.
And your janitor is a big vulgar. Is it possible to get so drunk on the ruble?
And let's write "Kisa and Osya were here." Let's kill Mika baki!
Or maybe give you another key to the apartment where the money is?
And now he gets into third position and says...
- God's cow!
- You're a fool!
Riot on the ship?!
- What is your political credo?
- Always!
In conclusion, a memorable throw at the head of the one-eyed man followed.
Do you know who this powerful old man is? This is a giant of thought, the father of Russian democracy. A person close to the emperor!
- Lord! Are you going to beat us?
- And how!
The grandmaster went e2-e4!
Yes, this is not Rio de Janeiro!
The work of helping the drowning is the work of the drowning themselves.
Hold on grandmaster! Hold on!
Breathe deeply! You are excited!
But not mange pa sis jur. Giben zi world bitte zwei mark. Serve a former member of the State Duma!
The meeting continues!
A sultry woman is a poet's dream!
And no criminality - we must honor the code!
Kisa, I wanted to ask you for a long time as an artist of an artist ... Do you know how to draw?
Brace yourself! Russia will not forget you! The West will help us!
Whoever says it's a girl, let him throw a stone at me first!
I will lead the parade!
The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury!
People, repent publicly!
We are strangers in this celebration of life...
I would have filled your face, but Zarathustra does not allow.
Nobody loves us, except for the criminal investigation department, which also does not love us.
Don't worry, you will have money. You will eat cream margo, wear cambric footcloths.
Not for self-interest, but only by the will of the wife who sent me!
- Vorobyaninov has never held out his hands before?!
- So stretch your legs, you old fool!
- Well, uncle, are there any brides in your city?
- To whom the mare is the bride.
- I have no more questions!
Ostap played chess for the second time in his life
Ostap hasn't eaten anything since yesterday. Therefore, his eloquence was unusual.
From a dead donkey you will get ears from Pushkin!
- Excuse me, comrades, I have all the moves written down!
Let's go to the rooms!
Allow me, comrades, I have all the moves written down!
- How much are pickled cucumbers?
- Pyatak.
- Give ... Two!
How much is opium for the people?
Radical black.
I will tell you as a man exhausted by Narzan!
Consent is the product of complete non-resistance of the parties.
Your gopher flies to his hen on the wings of love!
Comrades, look, an AMATEUR is being beaten!
- Money in the morning - chairs in the evening, money in the evening - chairs at night ...
- Is it possible so - chairs in the morning, and money in the evening?
- It is possible, but money - forward!
Well stated, infection! Learn, Kisa!
- What is this fur?
- Mexican jerboa!
I'll get the sausage back, just get me out of here!
I'll give you parabellum!
I believe that bargaining is not appropriate here!
And only homeless children are without a prize!

Lexicon of Ellochka-Cannibals.

Be rude.
Famous.
Darkness.
Horror.
Don't teach me how to live.
Hamish, boy (in relation to all familiar men).
Thick and handsome.
Let's take a cab.
Let's take a taxi.
Your whole back is white (just kidding).

And your janitor is a pretty big vulgar thing. Is it possible to get so drunk on the ruble?
fully

Or maybe give you another key to the apartment where the money is?
fully

What is the purpose of the fee? To repair the failure. Not to fall too far!
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A car is not a luxury, but a means of transportation.
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Alexander Ivanovich did not eat, but ate. He did not have breakfast, but performed the physiological process of introducing the proper amount of fat into the body, ...
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Oh, if only to find an individual! I'll arrange it in such a way that he will bring me his money himself, on a silver platter.
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We will wear cambric footcloths, eat Margot's cream.
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Bender, I won't go with you... There's nothing there! We will all die there!
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In the big city, pedestrians lead a martyr's life. A kind of transport ghetto was introduced for them. They are allowed to cross the streets only on...
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In the big world, people are driven by the desire to benefit humanity. The small world is far from such lofty matters. Its inhabitants...
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What a cold country we live in! We have everything hidden, everything is underground. A Soviet millionaire cannot be found even by Narkomfin with his super-powerful...
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In our vast country, an ordinary car, designed, according to pedestrians, for the peaceful transportation of people and goods, has taken formidable ...
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Koreiko never doubted that the old would return. He saved himself for capitalism.
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The wreckage of a shipwreck floats in this naval borscht.
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It's time for you, leader, to be treated with electricity.
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What is your political creed? Always!
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That's what these Marx and Engels have done!
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Here I am a millionaire! Dream come true idiot!
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The time we have is the money we don't have.
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All talented people write differently, all mediocre ones write in the same way and even in the same handwriting.
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All accounted for by a mighty hurricane.
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All smuggling is done in Odessa, on Malaya Arnautskaya street.
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Do you know, Bender, how I catch a goose? I kill him like a bullfighter - with one blow! It's opera when I go goose! "Carmen"!
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You are not in the church, you will not be deceived. There will be a task. Over time.
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The main thing is to eliminate the cause of sleep. The main reason is the very existence of Soviet power. But at the moment I can't fix it...
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The work of helping the drowning is the work of the drowning themselves.
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Dusya? You make me angry. I am a man tormented by Narzan.
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Breathe deeply, you are excited!
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If there was a contest of liars, only the one who told the truth could win.
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If a pedestrian sometimes manages to flutter out from under the silver nose of the car, he is fined by the police for violating the rules of the street catechism.
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You can leave if you like. Then I should probably go. But, remember, we have long arms! Then maybe I'll stay...
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There are people who do not know how to suffer, somehow it does not work out. And if they do suffer, they try to do it as quickly and discreetly as possible for ...
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The iron horse is replacing the peasant horse.
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Women love: young, politically literate, long-legged.
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Life is beautiful, despite the shortcomings.
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Life, gentlemen of the jury, is a complicated thing, but, gentlemen of the jury, this thing opens like a box. Necessary...
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Abroad is a myth about the afterlife. Whoever gets there does not return.
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The Russian spirit is here! It smells of Russia here! Here the burning firebird still flies, and golden feathers fall to the people of our profession. Here...
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A sultry woman, a poet's dream.
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The golden calf in our country still has some power!
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Keep in mind, dear Shura, I don't intend to feed you for nothing. For every vitamin I feed you, I will demand many small...
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You are an interesting person! Everything is fine with you. Surprisingly, with such happiness - and at large.
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Kisa, let's perpetuate ourselves. Let's kill Mika baki. By the way, I have chalk! By God, I'll climb right now and write: "Kisa and Osya were here."
fully

Kitty, I want to ask you, as an artist - an artist: do you know how to draw?
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Sour business, Lechtweiss cave.
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The client must be accustomed to the idea that he will have to give money. It must be morally disarmed, the reactionary proprietorship must be suppressed in it...
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When I see this new life, these shifts, I don't want to smile, I want to pray!
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Once upon a time, in tsarist times, the furnishings of public places were made according to a stencil. A special breed of state-owned furniture was grown: ...
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I will lead the parade!
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Koreiko realized that now only underground trade based on the strictest secrecy is possible. All the crises that shook the young economy...
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Brace yourself! Russia will not forget you! Foreign countries will help us!
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Whoever says it's a girl, let him be the first to throw a stone at me!
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The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury!
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People who do not read newspapers should be morally killed on the spot.
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Monsieur, it's not mange pa sis jour. Geben world zi bitte etwas kopeck auf dem shtuk ford. Give something to the former deputy of the State Duma.
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Shut up, sadness, shut up, Kitty!
fully

We are strangers in this celebration of life.
fully

I would stuff your snout, but Zarathustra won't allow it.
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It should be noted that the car was also invented by pedestrians. But motorists somehow immediately forgot about it. Meek and smart pedestrians have become ...
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We must think. For example, I am fed with ideas.
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We don't need rude people. We ourselves are rude.
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Not to mention the fact that it is a sin to steal - your mother probably introduced you to such a doctrine in childhood - it is also a waste of energy ...
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Do not make a cult out of food.
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Not for self-interest, but only in fulfillment of the will of the wife who sent me.
fully

Do not hesitate, as soon as the Soviet power is gone, you will immediately feel somehow easier. Here you will see!
fully

Do not knock your bald head on the parquet.
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There is no such girl in the world who would not know, at least a week in advance, about the impending expression of feelings.
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Never, never did Vorobyaninov extend his hand! So stretch your legs, you old fool!
fully

It's not so bad to be a beggar, especially with a moderate education and a weak voice.
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Well, to hell with you! Get lost here with your chair! And my life is dear to me as a memory!
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Well, you, the victim of an abortion, but quickly tell me who you sold the chair to ?!
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Well, uncle, are there any brides in your city? To whom the mare is the bride. I have no more questions!
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Dinner is first, and speeches are second.
fully

Only small children, homeless, are without a guardian.
fully

Can you live with one Narzan?
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Ostap Ibrahimovic, when will we share our money?
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The lack of female affection affects the way of life.
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Panikovsky will sell you all, buy you and sell you again... but at a higher price.
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Parallel to the big world, in which big people and big things live, there is a small world with small people and small things.
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Pedestrians must be loved. Pedestrians make up the majority of humanity. Moreover, the best part of it. Pedestrians created the world.
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Beer is released only to members of the trade union.
fully

Under all the petty inventions of the ant world, the granite base of the "communist" ideology is brought.
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Show me only a rich man and I will take his money.
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The situation was terrible! In Moscow, in the center of the city, on the landing of the ninth floor, there was an adult with a higher education, completely naked ....
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Police officers can be equated with students and children...
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Damned country! A country where a millionaire cannot take his fiancée to the cinema.
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The damned telegraph office stuffed its poles with wires everywhere.
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Birds, repent of your sins in public!
fully

Since some banknotes are roaming around the country, then there must be people who have a lot of them.
fully

Since you live in a Soviet country, then your dreams must be Soviet.

In the near future, no reintegration of Donbass into Ukraine is visible. The reason is banal: no one wants this - neither Ukraine, nor the Kremlin, nor, in fact, the Donbass.

WE ARE GOOD WITHOUT THEM - let's face it.

And we have a chance to do everything without them, to achieve our main goal - to make Ukraine a European country - not "by passport", but by spirit.

From this, of course, it does not follow that we will give the Crimea and Donbass to Russia, agaschaz, fled. I believe that the situation with a frozen conflict is beneficial to Ukraine, because Russia is weakening under sanctions, and the longer we keep this situation, the worse for Russia and the better for us. Our task is to accumulate strength, and when Mordor weakens, to return what is ours in one fell swoop, as they once did in Croatia. We just need to have patience and work, and not try to do it now when we are not ready.

The situation was terrible! In Moscow, in the center of the city, on the landing of the ninth floor, there was an adult with a higher education, completely naked. He had nowhere to go. He would rather go to jail than show himself like that. There was only one thing left - to disappear!

Statistics knows everything.

Gavrilin began his speech well and simply:
- To build a tram, - he said, - it's not to buy a donkey.
Ostap Bender's loud laughter was suddenly heard in the crowd. He appreciated this phrase. Everyone neighed. Encouraged by the reception, Gavrilin, without understanding why, suddenly started talking about the international situation.

The grandmaster played e2-e4.

But Ostap Bender, whose long noble nose clearly smelled the smell of fried food, did not let the janitor even utter a word.

The work of helping the drowning is the work of the drowning themselves.

Breathe deeply: you are excited!

Now all the power is in hemoglobin.

Hold on grandmaster!

Comrades! See everything! The amateur is beaten!

It is a sin to eat such cabbage in addition to vodka.

Any kind of scum! Viper seven-batyushnaya! Has a secondary education!

Ostap Bender
Or maybe give you the key to the apartment where the money is?

How much is opium for the people?

Calm down, Michelson!

Soon only cats will be born!

I consider the evening of memories closed.

It's time for you, leader, to be treated with electricity.

There are no such subtropics in the center for a long time, but they are still found on the ground and on the periphery!

A sultry woman is a poet's dream.

Brace yourself! Russia will not forget you! Foreign countries will help us!

Whoever says it's a girl, let him be the first to throw a stone at me!

Life, gentlemen of the jury, is a complicated thing, but, gentlemen of the jury, this complicated thing opens just like a box.

The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury!

We are strangers in this celebration of life.

Well, to hell with you! Get lost here with your chair! And my life is dear to me as a memory!

Well, you, the victim of an abortion, but quickly tell me who you sold the chair to ?!

Good presentation, dog, learn.

I'll give you parabellum.

Kitty, I want to ask you, as an artist - an artist: do you know how to draw?

Take care of your pince-nez, Kitty - it's about to start!

Riot on the ship?

And your janitor is a pretty big vulgar thing. Is it possible to get so drunk on the ruble?!

All smuggling is done in Odessa, on Malaya Arnautskaya street.

... without criminality. We must respect the code.

Ears from a dead donkey. Get it from Pushkin.

Kisa, let's perpetuate ourselves. Let's kill Mika baki. By the way, I have chalk! By God, I’ll climb right now and write: “Kisa and Osya were here.”

We will wear cambric footcloths, eat Margot's cream.

The meeting continues.

Who do you think this powerful old man is? Don't say you can't know. This is a giant of thought, the father of Russian democracy and a person close to the emperor.

Only small children, homeless, are without a guardian.

For three months I feed him, sing and educate him, and this gigolo is now in the third position and declares that he ...

... police representatives can be equated with students and children ...

I would stuff your snout, but Zarathustra won't allow it.

Your gopher flies to his chicken on the wings of love!!!

Why are you looking at me like a soldier at a louse? Overwhelmed with happiness?

What money? You seem to be asking about some money?

Sour business, Leuchtweiss cave.

Shut up, sadness, shut up, Kitty!

Who did you sell the chair to? (Here Alexander Yakovlevich, with his inner instinct, thought that now they would beat him, maybe even kick him).

Listen to me, abortion victim!

You were deceived, this is not a chinchilla, this is a Shanghai leopard.

What regiment did you serve in?

Lord! Children will not forget you!

Are there any of us in the city?

Kisa Vorobyaninov
- Lord! Are you going to beat us?
- And how!

Hold it! He stole our sausage!

Let's go to the rooms!

How much are your pickled cucumbers?
- Piatak!
- Well, okay, give me two!

Monsieur, it's not mange pa sis jour. Geben world zi bitte etwas kopeck auf dem shtuk ford. Give something to the former deputy of the State Duma.

This May-spoiler, this May-sorcerer breathes fresh with his fan! ..

Mounter Mechnikov
Dusya! You make me angry. I am a man tormented by Narzan.

I can't at the source. From the source, I started having visions.

Consent is the product of complete non-resistance of the parties.

Money in the morning, chairs in the evening.

The answer is the equivalent of a thought.

Bezenchuk
"Nymph", swing her there, does it give goods?

There it is in the swing.

Father Fedor
Speak!.. Speak, where are the treasures of the mother-in-law you killed!

Not for self-interest, but only in fulfillment of the will of the wife who sent me.

Birds, repent of your sins in public!

I'll give you the sausage! Take me down!

Is Vorobyaninov prowling somewhere now?

... And he went away from me, to a brothel, it must be.

Ellochka-cannibal
Don't teach me how to live.

Boy. - (in relation to all familiar men)

Thick and handsome.

Let's take a cab. - (husband)

Let's take a taxi. - (to other male acquaintances)

Your entire back is white. - (joke)

Dialogues
- What is the purpose of the fee?
- For the purpose of overhauling the failure, - so that ... not too ... failing!

What is your political creed?
- Always!

Is it possible so - chairs in the morning, and money in the evening?
- Can! But money - forward!

You can leave if you like.
“Then I might as well go.
- But remember - we have long arms!
"Then I'll probably stay..."

Well, uncle, are there any brides in your city?
- To whom the mare is the bride.
- I have no more questions!

Allow me, comrade, I have all the moves written down.
- The office is writing!

Great fur!
- Kidding! This is a Mexican jerboa.

Tell me, can't two hundred rubles save a giant of thought?
- I think that bargaining is not appropriate here!

Never, never did Vorobyaninov extend his hand!
- So stretch your legs, you old fool!

I'll beat your face, Father Fyodor.
- Arms are short

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