As a leader, there may be one of close friends, or a husband, if the birthday girl is married, or maybe a specially hired person. A scripted holiday can be held in a banquet hall or in a spacious room at home, depending on the number of invited people.

an envelope with a phrase, a photograph of the birthday girl, cards with inscriptions, sweets, prizes for competitions, several certificates, album sheets, two drawing paper, two markers, two blindfolds, a gift bottle,

Hello dear guests! I am glad to see each of you at this magnificent holiday, which is organized in honor of our dear (name of the birthday girl). On this day, the world had a special honor to know this amazing, incomparable woman. I ask everyone to take their seats. We begin.

As you may have guessed, this evening is under my leadership! But, there are many of you, and I am alone, so I will need my personal assistant! Look, please, everyone under your chair, whoever finds the envelope will be my assistant for the evening!

Like every social event, our holiday has its own rules that everyone must follow! Now I will read them:

1. Have fun until you drop;

2. Do not be sad, do not lose heart at the table and beyond;

3. Say beautiful toasts;

4. Drink everything that is poured;

5. Participate in all conversations;

6. Dance, dance, dance;

7. Obey the leader in everything.

Everyone has gathered for a long time

It's time to raise a glass to everyone

For a beautiful birthday girl

It's time to say congratulations to us!

(Name of the birthday girl) they say that in the East there is one wisdom that I really want to voice:

It's easy to beat your age

You can't refuse it

Although in principle it is possible

If your friends are by your side!

May you be 100 or 200

But your soul is young

Pour your glasses soon

Drink to youth (name of the birthday girl) to the dregs!

And you know how wonderful it is sometimes to immerse yourself in the memories of your childhood, youth, youth. Probably, not everyone remembers what kind of girl our hero of the occasion was, but now, thanks to the efforts of her close friends (children, family, husband, parents, depending on who will undertake this creative process), you can plunge into her past, and see what she was and what she has become.

(Prepare a collage with photos or a presentation about the birthday girl in advance. It is important to make this surprise bright, cheerful. You can insert a few jokes, photos into pictures, write some fun facts and stories from life)

But, without (the names of the parents of the birthday girl), this event simply would not have happened. Therefore, I propose to raise glasses for them, for the fact that they gave us such a beautiful woman who fills the life of each of you with happiness!

In the meantime, you eat, I would like to tell you one story that you may know, which you may hear for the first time. So this happened decades ago. In one town, in the most ordinary apartment, a miracle happened, a tiny girl appeared from nowhere, who remained to live there. The girl grew, grew, grew, grew and grew! Many different people appeared on her way, but she forever settled the most special in her heart. And so, so many years of desperate searches have led her to those with whom she shares her holiday today, to those whose love and support is more important than anything in the world. For friends, comrades, for you!

You eat, eat, and I will hold a small auction for now! So, friends, three special lots are being drawn, including a photo of a birthday girl, a dance with a birthday girl and hugs lasting a whole minute! Let `s start?

(Auction "Compliments". To win, the guest needs to name compliments. Whoever gives the most compliments, he gets the lot. Props: photo of the birthday girl)

I offer you a drink for compliments,

Who touched the birthday girl of the soul,

Fill your glasses quickly

And reinforce everything you said!

Changer, please pay attention! I recently walked by a magic shop here and bought cards. But, these are not simple cards, but magical ones. They will tell you what the people at this table think of you. Draw a card gentlemen!

It is a pity that our magical session was not long, but he made clear the thoughts of the guests. Now, I would like to talk about love, about the wonderful feeling that fills our soul (name of the birthday girl). And now, the man of her life will tell her about her feelings. As far as I know, he prepared a love poem.

Your turn has come

Congratulate our birthday girl,

Anyone interested, please come here!

While you guys are having a snack, I want to hold a little competition, the winner of which will receive a valuable prize. I will ask questions about our birthday girl, for each correct answer - a candy, the one who collects the most candy will win!

1. What day of the week was she born?

2. How much did you weigh on your birthday?

3. How much does it weigh now?

4. How long did she spend most of her time on the phone?

6. Does she mope in autumn?

7. How old are you?

8. What grade did she have in algebra?

9. Favorite sweet?

10. How much time does he devote to sports?

11. How many pairs of shoes does she have in her wardrobe?

12. Does he like to chew at night?

14. Name of the first guy?

15. Favorite flowers?

16. Favorite music?

17. Favorite movie?

18. Excitement, her true ally?

19. What did she dream about in 1st grade?

20. Who was the first to get a kiss?

Something you all sat up,

Gotta fix it

Wish what you wanted?

Let's dance fast!

And now, my dears, I invite you to play a little. You are all good dancers, and I would like to suggest that you diversify your steps a little.

Each guest must repeat the movements after the other, whoever copies better will receive a prize.

Glasses are waiting, it's time for the table,

Let's get back to the dance floor

It's time to wish health, happiness,

Friends, follow me!

Now, I would like to torture our men a little. More precisely, I want to test their dexterity! Ladies, how do you see it?

Men are given sheets of paper. In half a minute they must collect the kisses of the ladies who have come, whoever collects the most receives a prize!

I would not want to be distracted from our hero of the occasion, but it seems to me that our men also deserve our attention, I propose to raise a toast to them!

Dear guests, I suggest you draw a little! But, the drawings will be unusual. You will have to portray the birthday girl!

Requisites: two drawing paper, two markers, two blindfolds.

Now get in line

We will play with you

Let's, let's have fun

Evening long to remember!

(The presenter announces the “Shore” contest. There are two code words “Coast”, “Water”. At the word “Coast”, everyone jumps forward, at the word “Water”, back. You can also use other words: land, sea, beach, the ocean, etc. The inattentive fall out, the most attentive gets a prize.You need to take into account the age characteristics of the participants, if necessary, you can use another fun contest).

Now, I invite you to be in the role of singers! The task is not difficult, you must sing for our dear birthday girl!

I want to raise this toast

For happiness, for health,

So that the birthday girl always blooms,

To recede all the bad!

Now, it's time to give us gifts,

And to make it more interesting

Should you describe your gift,

Will the Princess guess it!

But the gift is common, it is from everyone,

And treat the guests who came!

Great sounded congratulations,

Nice toasts to all you said

It's time for the birthday girl to say

Thank you for visiting!

(Turning to the birthday girl) did you manage to make a wish? Think well, because now is the time to blow out the candles!

Friends, our glorious evening is coming to an end. I'm sorry to part with you, but still have to. Finally, I want to wish our beautiful birthday girl ordinary female happiness and happy, prosperous days! Thank you for the atmosphere and good mood!

Cool script home anniversary 3

Good afternoon dear readers, glad to see you Gennady Korolev in the subject is an interesting script for the anniversary at home.

Here is an interesting script for the anniversary at home, which was successfully carried out in practice and everyone liked it. It can be used as the basis for your fun anniversary scenario at home.

Decorate the room to create a festive atmosphere with various balls and their compositions. Buy a banner from the letters "Happy Anniversary" or the like, flowers are required for a woman's anniversary.

And our script for the anniversary of the house looks like this:

General, on behalf of all guests. The leader or toastmaster speaks. Depending on the date of the anniversary can be found on the Internet for every taste.

Personal or group. For congratulations on a joke, with the drawing of the hero of the day, you can use this resource

Depending on the mood and the amount of alcohol consumed, they are selected individually.

- A dozen well-known phrases and expressions from famous comedies, vaudevilles and romances are selected;

- then they are read out with the same intonation and expression as in the film;

- whoever guesses first - gets a prize, a point or something like that.

You can read more about this contest in my article “I ask you not to express yourself in my house”

Here's what a cool contest for the anniversary of the house looks like on video:

I give funny phrases from famous comedies:

1. - Come back, I will forgive everything!
2. Yes, this is not Rio de Janeiro!
3. - Can I give you another key to the apartment where the money is?
4. Remember: we have long arms!
5. — How much is opium for the people?

1. - ... and with us - the manager of the house is a friend of man!
2. - And your mustache has peeled off ...
3. Strictly to the north, about 50 meters, there is a toilet of the “toilet” type, marked on the plan with the letters “M” and “Zho” ...
4. There is no such husband who would not dream of becoming a bachelor for at least an hour ...
5. Only aristocrats and degenerates drink champagne in the morning!

And at the same moment, the creature in love, turning on the afterburner, rushed off on a date!

(Only old men go into battle)

- Attraction of unheard of greed!

Who will plant him! He's a monument!

All. There will be no kin... The electricity is out.

I'm Auntie Charlie from Brazil, where there are many wild monkeys in the forests!

Did the housekeeper make vodka?

(Ivan Vasilyevich changes profession)

This is what the life-giving cross does!

Leave me, old woman - I'm sad ...

(Ivan Vasilyevich changes profession)

Long live our court, the most humane court in the world!

We see one star, two stars ... Better, of course, five stars!

Nobody left the mafia

(The Incredible Adventures of Italians in Russia)

And along the road - the dead with scythes stand, and silence!

- Several well-known proverbs are selected, for example:

And Vaska listens and eats.

And the king is naked.

A woman with a cart is easier for a mare.

Take more - throw further, while it flies - take a smoke break.

It went in one ear and out the other.

In crowded but not mad.

He sees the eye, but the tooth is numb.

The eyes are afraid, but the hands are doing.

Leopard change his spots.

If you chase two hares, you won't catch one.

For a word in a pocket does not climb.

Make a fool pray to God, he will hurt his forehead.

And the Swiss, and the reaper, and the player on the pipe.

- These proverbs should be written on pieces of paper

- Any of the guests is called, blindly chooses one of the pieces of paper with a proverb written on it

- Without words, using only facial expressions, you need to show the proverb so that the members of your team can guess

You can read more about this fun and interesting competition in the article “What does it mean?”

Here is the video of the contest "Guess the proverb"

- For the competition, you need several people 3-4 who have not previously participated in it

- The first participant stays, the rest go out the door so that they don’t hear anything

- The host reads to the first player a short text about Marfusha

- Then the second participant is called and the first one retells the text about Marfusha that he remembered

- Then the third participant is called and the second one retells the text about Marfusha, what he remembered, and so on until the last participant

- At the end of this competition - the game, the host reads the text again - the original about Marfusha

- All guests are given the opportunity to compare the original text and what has come down to us through the "broken phone"

- As a result, in the end we have such lies and writing a new cool story about Marfusha that we just choke with laughter.

Here is Marfush's text:

Marfusha lived. She was an ordinary woman, had a husband and two children. On weekdays, she went to work, in the evenings she ran around the shops for groceries, choosing those that were cheaper.

She loved to cook deliciously, was a faithful wife, had sex exclusively with her husband and only on Fridays.

One day she went to the forest, looking for mushrooms, and there she unexpectedly met a UFO. After that, Marfushi's life changed dramatically. She stopped cooking at home, and now preferred to go to restaurants.

Sometimes I still bought products, but only in the supermarket, choosing the most expensive ones. And now I had sex with a neighbor, and every day.

As a result, her husband got drunk, the children began to bring deuces from school, but Marfusha liked her new life so much that she did not pay attention to it at all.

This went on for a whole year, until she again went into the forest. There she remained, and no one saw her again.

Learn more about the competition in the article "Marfusha"

Here is a video from my video channel.

Using such a cool skit contest in your anniversary script at home makes it especially interesting.

- It plays well when there are many guests, each has its own role: Grandfather, Grandmother, turnip, Granddaughter, Bug, Cat and Mouse

- Guests - actors can simply be lined up and allowed to read and remember the phrase that they should pronounce when their name is mentioned (you can write on a piece of paper or hand)

- The host reads the text of the fairy tale about the turnip, stopping after mentioning each name of the hero of the fairy tale. (If someone hesitates or forgets, we remind and prompt)

- I give the main options for phrases for Heroes

- Man, remove the pen, I'm still 18 and not!

We make a deluge and run away!

I have become old, my health is not the same!

Right now, such a booze will go!

grandma- Recently, my grandfather does not satisfy me! (Preferred)

Grandfather, grandmother, let's hurry up, I'm late for the disco!

Maybe smoking is better?

Cat– I don’t work without valerian!

Get the dog off the playground, I'm allergic!

Guys, maybe in a pile?

What it looks like live, you will see in this video:

As you can see, an interesting script for the anniversary at home was held on Hooray!, using only 3 funny contests and a funny fairy tale scene.

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On my video channel you can watch all the contests, sketches and congratulations in video format.

If you want to congratulate your friends in an original way, with a joke and a prank, you are HERE.

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The funniest birthday script ever

The guests take an apple and insert as many matches as possible into it to make a hedgehog. A couple consisting of a guy and a girl is invited to participate in the competition. They take turns pulling out a match from an apple and saying an affectionate word to each other. At the end, the couple is awarded a prize.

The host with the guests come up with a word and say it to one of the participants in the competition. His task is to depict this word on paper without using letters and numbers. The participant tries and draws. The task of the team of players is to guess what word they are talking about. The one who guesses first will receive a prize.

This competition is quite interesting for people who have not yet known each other enough. All people sit in a circle, everyone is given a lot of chips in their hands. The first player says "I never. ”and names what he has never done in his life. Players who, on the contrary, did what the first player did not do, give him one chip each.

The one who collects the maximum number of chips wins.

Several players are invited to participate in the competition, they are given two sheets of paper each. They must imagine that their house was on fire, and the players must decide which item they would save first. They should draw this thing on the first sheet. On the second sheet, they should depict the reason why they will save this particular thing.

All papers are put in two boxes, the first box is the “subject”, the second is the “reason”. Then the host pulls out a sheet from both boxes. And it turns out an interesting story: "I will save the TV, because it is pleasant to walk on it."

One girl is brought in behind the screen. The host asks guests questions about the girl's clothes, her makeup, hair, and so on. Everyone has the right to express their opinion. Whoever is right gets points. The guest with the most points wins a prize.

At the entrance to the celebration, the host presents the guest with a sticker. Guests keep them throughout the celebration. The host has the right to take the sticker from the guest if his arms or legs are crossed. Win those guests who have never crossed their arms and legs. They are awarded prizes.

Subsections: for children, for women, for men, for adults, for girls, for 10 years, for home

Not a single modern holiday is complete without all sorts of fun contests and scenarios. No anniversary, no wedding, no ordinary birthday. At the same time, good and funny scenarios are half the success of the event - a corporate party, birthday or student party.

Every birthday person wants his birthday to be fun and in a good atmosphere. To fulfill this desire, you need to carefully consider the script for the evening. It may include games, contests, funny scenes. For those who do not want to develop a plan on their own, ready-made birthday scenarios are suitable. They are designed for adults and children of all ages. By choosing a birthday scenario in this section, you can be sure that the holiday will be excellent.

Original stories will be interesting for both children and adults. Scenarios for the birthday presented on the site are designed for any audience. Adults and children will be happy to play the proposed contests and games. If necessary, you can change the script as you wish: add dances, skits, etc. It all depends only on the imagination of those who are going to celebrate the holiday. Celebrating a birthday, any hero of the occasion wants to make this day unforgettable.

Using ready-made birthday scenarios, you can entertain the assembled guests who will be interested in the proposed games and contests.

Mini birthday scenarios for all occasions:

A bottle of alcohol is placed on the table, on which a new deck of playing cards (preferably plastic ones) is then placed. The players in this scenario must take turns removing one card from the deck. From whom the whole deck falls, he lost. The punishment for this is a sip from the bottle.

For this scenario, two teams of players of 4-5 people are made up, in which a man alternates with a woman. Each participant of the competition pinches a pencil between his lip and nose and passes it to the next. Quite right, the next player must take the baton in the same way. At the same time, the pencil itself is not allowed to be touched, but all other parts of the body and face can be touched. Usually. Very soon, the faces of the participants in the script take on a completely hilarious look, especially after taking alcohol.

All guests stand in a circle, while the men are opposite the women. The job of the lead script is to tell the player what to do. In this case, the specific action depends only on the imagination and preparation of the presenter. For example, you can order the player to hug the person in front, or kiss, or say hello, as with a not-so-good friend, etc. After each participant, the next one is selected clockwise (or counter-clockwise if the leader is left-handed).

You will need: a house (a house with balls at the bottom, this is a cube, 1x1x1m in size, with windows and an entrance, made of fabric stretched over plastic sticks); branches from the forest (to decorate the house), hats with images of animals. They are made like this: a piece of drawing paper is folded into a cone, fixed with a stapler, a piece of elastic is attached - put it on the neck, in front of the cap, again, the figure of the beast is attached with a stapler. Hats can be decorated by gluing pieces of colored paper on them.

Girl's birthday script 17, 18, 20, 22, 25, 30 years old

Invitation: the text of the invitation can be written in children's handwriting, children's drawings can be used in the design. An invitation card can be attached to a small soft toy or baby doll (for girls), to a typewriter or toy gun (for boys).

Registration: the room is decorated with balloons, soft toys, dolls, balls, toy cars lie on chairs, armchairs and sofas. On the wall hangs a newspaper with children's photographs of the birthday girl. Another wall is decorated with a fence made from several pieces of paper.

- Hello, friends! Today we celebrate the birthday of a wonderful girl (name)

(age) - oh, what a date!

Let it not be an anniversary, not round,

This is the dance of the waves and the riot of the garden.

It's behind two wings!

It's eight Fridays in a week

Time for trial, error and dilemmas.

Beauty and spirit in a healthy body,

This is life so far without problems!

This is a neighborhood with recklessness,

And now it's forgivable

The epicenter of adolescence and childhood,

This is fermented wine.

It's time for self-assertion

This is the best time in life.

Happy birthday!

And still no fluff, no feather!

(Guests raise their glasses to the birthday girl).

Leading:(age) years - this is the beginning of adulthood, this is a farewell to childhood. Therefore, we decided to celebrate today's holiday in a way that we never did as children. The Day of Disobedience is declared! Today we will be naughty, have fun and tease each other, and also scream loudly. Screaming "Happy Birthday, (name)!"

(Everyone screams. It is carried out several times so that the congratulations turn out to be loud and slender).

And today we will write whatever we want on the fences. I ask you to come to the fence and write wishes to our birthday girl on it.

(Guests write congratulations to the birthday girl on the fence).

Leading: Birthday girl, now you have your wish fence. And may these wishes come true!

Auction "Our birthday girl".

The host announces that the winner of the auction will be the one who last says a kind word-definition of the birthday girl. The winner receives a prize - a large lollipop or a bag of sweets for the sweetest speeches addressed to the birthday girl. And the host offers to raise glasses for such an unusual birthday girl.

The facilitator offers to remember the ritual of growing up. A game is played with a pacifier, which the participants must spit out as far as possible. The winner receives a prize - a bright dummy.

The host talks about the importance of chairs in our childhood. We used them to get to the farthest corners of the sideboard or lockers where sweets were hidden from us. We built whole castles out of them. And how many times have we had to stand on it, recite poems and sing songs to the approving exclamations of adults and the proud look of parents.

The guests pull strips of paper from the box with 1 line from a children's poem. Then 4 people stand on chairs and read what happened.

Everyone gets forfeits. Participants must portray.

- How the birthday boy learned to walk.

- Depict how the birthday boy was engaged in rhythmic gymnastics in childhood;

- Like a birthday boy, sitting on a potty, he called his mother.

- How the birthday boy selected his favorite toy

- As the birthday man demanded in the store to buy him a toy.

"Birthday Gifts"

From one box, guests draw cards with the names of the gift. The birthday girl pulls a card from another box with a description of what she will do with this gift.

The host offers to remember childhood and the game of "daughter-mother". Participants are divided into two teams with an equal number of players. Each team is given a bow. The first one ties a bow to the second one, the second one unties it and ties it to the third one, and so on. The latter ties the first. The team that did it earlier and more accurately wins.

"We all sang songs"

The host reads the definition to the children's song, and the guests, guessing, sing it.

- a song about a piece of land surrounded by water, whose inhabitants are happy from the constant eating of tropical fruits (“Chunga-changa”);

- a song about a sky-colored vehicle ("Blue Carriage");

- a song that bad weather conditions cannot spoil the holiday (“We will survive this trouble”);

- a song about how a shaggy creature performs a musical composition and at the same time takes sunbaths ("I'm lying in the sun")

- a song about a plant that grew up in the wild and was cut down by a peasant ("A Christmas tree was born in the forest");

- a song about how fun it is to march with the team ("It's fun to walk together");

- a song about a small creature resembling a certain vegetable in color (“A grasshopper was sitting in the grass”).

During the dance, the guests pass each other a box. When the music stops, the one who currently has the box in his hands takes out something from it without looking and puts it on. Game continues.

1. Congratulations on the template

For such a congratulation, you need to prepare a text with games, skipping adjectives. For example, “On this ____________ and ___________ evening, when __________ stars are burning in the ____________ sky, ____________ ladies and at least ____________ gentlemen gathered at this ___________ table in this _____________ hall (apartment) to congratulate our __________ NN.

We wish him friends, _______ love. smiles, success and

Today, in honor of NN, we will sing _________ songs, ____________, give _____ gifts and drink _________ wine. At our _______ party there will be _________ jokes, ________ jokes, ______ dances-shmantsy and squeezing. We will play _____ games and put on __________ skits. Let our NN be the most and __________.

The text of congratulations can be composed for any celebration, anniversary, graduation, professional holiday.

Directly at the party, the host gets up and says: “Dear friends, I have prepared a congratulation here, but I have problems with adjectives, and I ask you to name any adjectives that come to mind, and I will write them down.” The host writes down the spoken adjectives in the empty spaces of congratulations on the games in the order they are pronounced. Then the text is read, and everyone laughs at the funny coincidences.

For more fun, you can ask for adjectives from a specific field, such as medical terms, scientific, military jargon, etc.

Before sitting down at the table, each invitee cuts out of paper what he would like to give or wish to the hero of the occasion. For example, a car, a key to a new apartment, a baby, a banknote, a new dress. All "gifts" are attached with thread to a rope or fishing line, which is stretched approximately at chest level.

The birthday boy is blindfolded and handed scissors. To the approving cries of those present, he must go to the rope and cut off the "souvenir". What was in the hands will definitely appear at the birthday man before the end of the year.

To involve guests, you can invite the hero of the occasion to guess whose wish it is. If he succeeds, the guest performs some kind of phantom: he sings a song, tells a joke.

The text of congratulations is written in advance and cut into pieces. If the hero of the occasion is a man, then the “pieces” are hidden in the clothes of the ladies present and vice versa. The task of the birthday boy is to collect all the parts. To do this, the ladies (men) stand in a row, and the guests direct the “seeker” or “seeker” with cries of “hot”, “cold”. After the congratulation is collected, it is read out by those who hid it.

In secret from the culprit (or culprit) of the holiday, a full-length silhouette of a human figure is made from cardboard. A photograph of the birthday person (birthday girl) is glued in place of the face. They put on this mannequin all possible items of clothing: from shorts to a hat. They can be both real and made of paper. Paper ones are simply pinned to the mannequin. Then the presenter asks the guests questions about the hero of the day: when was he born, his favorite dish, etc. If the guest is not mistaken, he removes any item of clothing from the mannequin. The most intimate parts can be covered with green paper fig leaves. On these leaves, you can write comic wishes if the birthday person has a well-developed sense of humor.

For such a congratulation, you will need a large sheet of drawing paper (attached to the wall), marked as follows: a target of five circles. The first one with the letters L, P, S, R is the main one.

The host invites the hero of the occasion to fill in the "target". In each sector of the second circle, you need to randomly arrange numbers from 1 to 4. In the third circle, you need to write the names of animals, for example, a bee, a hippopotamus, a boa constrictor, a lion. In the next circle - character traits: importunity, generosity, laziness, tenderness.

In the last circle, catchphrases, aphorisms, sayings, "jokes" are recorded. Now the presenter "decrypts" all the inscriptions. The first circle will tell you what the birthday boy is in first, second, third and fourth place in life: P - bed, C - family, R - work, L - love.

The third and fourth circles must be read together with the main one. For example, a lazy hippo in bed, a gentle boa constrictor in the family, an annoying bee at work, a generous lion in love. The last circle also refers to the main one and characterizes the culprit (-tsu) of the holiday with one phrase: Bed - measure seven times, etc.

6. "True balls"

For this congratulations in the form of a game, you need to prepare two sets of cards: one with questions, the other with answers. Cards with answers are laid out in balloons. Cards with questions are mixed in a hat or in a box. copyright - http://sc-pr.ru The hero of the occasion is invited to pull out a "ticket" with a question, burst the balloon and read out the answer.

The meaning of the game is that any answer is suitable for any question, it is only important that the number of questions matches the number of answers. Sample questions for cards

1. Does your loved one make you jealous?

2. When do you have to smile?

3. Do you compliment your boss?

4. Are you afraid of prison?

5. How often do you put wine on the table?

6. How often do you sort things out with your fists?

7. Do you respect alcohol?

8. Do you enjoy erotica?

9. Do you remember those who loved you before?

10. Do you dream of winning a car?

11. How often do you step on the feet of others?

12. How often do you fight with your friends?

13. Are you jealous of your "second half"?

14. Is your character unbearable to others?

15. Do you like to enjoy food?

16. Do you like to play the fool?

17. How often do you remember your loved one?

18. Do you spend your hard-earned money on trifles?

19. Do you want to go to America?

20. Do you hide false earnings from your family?

21. Do you use obscene words in conversation?

22. Do you believe in love at first sight?

23. Do you experience fatigue from work?

24. Do you criticize our government?

25. Are you capable of noble deeds?

26. Are you patient and well-mannered to the best of your ability?

1. There was not and will not be.

2. Let's talk about this without witnesses.

3. I am ashamed to ask such questions, knowing my character.

4. This is the most pleasant thing for me.

5. Only when in a bad mood.

6. Of course, and more than once.

7. It happens, but only at night.

8. Every day, and more than once.

9. Whenever I go to bed.

10. Had to suffer from it.

11. Only awake and in slippers.

12. Exclusively in a restaurant.

13. And under torture I will not tell.

14. This is my hobby.

15. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.

16. It was once.

17. When there are guests in the house.

18. Of course, otherwise it would be uninteresting to live.

19. Not without it.

20. This is my secret, I do not want others to know about it.

21. If there is no second half nearby.

22. When kicked out of the house.

23. This topic is unpleasant for me.

24. When my relatives do not see.

25. At night under the covers.

26. Only in thoughts.

A comic scenario for a friend's birthday - nicelady women's magazine

Your friend's birthday is coming up soon. In order to have fun, come up with something new, create an atmosphere of fun and a great holiday at the birthday party. Organize a mind-blowing event, invite only those guests to whom you will definitely be happy! It does not matter how many there will be - two, five or ten - the main thing is that all participants are cheerful, noisy and groovy!

In order to fill the holiday with surprises and surprises, organize it outside the home. How do you like the idea of ​​spending a friend's birthday in the sauna? After all, this is such a great opportunity! We so rarely manage to combine the useful with the pleasant!

First you need to decorate the room where the feast will be. Inflate balloons, hang them on the walls. Prepare a large postcard on which each guest should leave their wishes for the birthday girl. You can attach streamers with congratulations when all the participants of the event gather, the toastmaster is the closest friend, invites everyone to the festive table. She is given the first toast. Words of congratulations sound, and a gift is presented. This is followed by an invitation to drink a glass of champagne for the birthday girl.

Toastmaster offers the contest "The most nimble." All participants are preparing to enter the sauna, for which they need to undress in time. The one who was first won. The winner is awarded a small prize. Everyone enters the sauna for no more than 5-10 minutes, after which they run into the pool to cool off. Between congratulations, entering the sauna, dancing and swimming, further congratulations sound and competitions are held.

1. The game "Surprise". A rope is prepared in advance, small objects are tied to it on a thread. The player is blindfolded, untwisted and directed to a rope with surprises. The participant must use scissors to try to get a surprise by cutting it off. The rest of the guests help him in this, shouting "cold-hot".

2. Joke game. There are two participants: a man and a woman. The lady is given candy in her mouth, seated on the sofa. A man is invited to take a candy from a lady blindfolded. The comic of the situation is that as soon as the man is blindfolded, another man is seated on the sofa! The competition ends with loud shouts and merry laughter of the guests.

3. The hottest man. Men are given a piece of ice. The first one to melt it is the hottest. You can drown in the palms, between the legs, under the arms, on the torso. Laughter and squeal are provided to you!

Nothing brings a company together like singing familiar songs! You can pick up a melody and sing a congratulation for the birthday girl.

For example: (Melody "Robins").

Having learned about her birthday from her,

We all came to the party.

Everyone rushed together to the light,

Champagne here to drink to everyone for health!

I beg you, friend

Don't feel sorry for the wine.

Pour it to all the guests

And me too ... pour it!

Products went to no one knows where,

There were not enough bottles of all of us,

The hostess suddenly felt sad then,

Why did I invite them here?

And the guests don’t even lead with their ears,

All together happy birthday congratulations,

Big love and a whole sack of money,

With all their hearts, they wish her everything!

At the end of the holiday, be sure to perform the rite of purification of the birthday girl. While she is busy with the festive table, prepare a surprise for her. Drop floating candles and flowers into the pool, turn off the lights. Guests stand around the perimeter of the pool and blow bubbles. The toastmaster and the birthday girl descend into the water. “Our Father” is read and the hero of the occasion is washed with water. The guests, whooping and shouting with delight, jump into the water to the “sinless one”.

Believe that this is a fun and liberating action!

After such events, the rise of moral and physical strength is guaranteed for you for a long time!

Anniversaries are an important event in the life of any person. So let's celebrate it cheerfully and brightly!!! And they will help to spend this holiday also in an organized way.

Scenario for the anniversary of the woman "Anniversary - what is the word!"

Host: Good afternoon, dear friends! Good afternoon, dear colleagues and guests! According to the good old tradition, we have gathered today in this hall to celebrate the anniversary of our colleague, a beautiful woman in a solemn, festive atmosphere ...! Everyone greets the hero of the occasion, who sits at the head of the table.

Leading:

Anniversary - what a word!

It's a holiday, it's a celebration!

And in the house joy and warmth!

Friends and employees, not sparing words,

They want to congratulate you

On this anniversary day!

You are full of light and joy, happiness,

Your advice is important and necessary to us.

Your family loves and appreciates you,

Hope, your faithful friends.

We all wish you health and strength;

So that youth, happiness, luck, success

Fate has always given you without interference!

The girlfriends of the hero of the day come up to her, sing congratulations on the anniversary to the motive of the song "Snowfall".

Host: There are so many guests here today! Everyone came to congratulate the jubilee. And the first we will give the floor to the director, our respected ....

The director reads out and presents a welcome address and a gift.

Host: The staff of our institution has always been distinguished by stability in personnel matters, it has always been and remains always a single, welded organism, friendly and efficient. And today we congratulate you .... The team sings congratulations to the motive of the song "I'm standing at a half-station", gives gifts.

The host gives the floor to the rest of the guests for congratulations and presentation of gifts.

Congratulatory song (to the motive of the song "Snowfall")

You haven't had time yet

Drink your autumn

It's already an anniversary

Yours has crept up and is waiting.

He is gray and wrinkled

Threw it up a little

More different surprises

Will bring you!

Anniversary, anniversary

It's not old age at all.

This is a mature beauty

Grateful Dawn!

So let's pour the glasses

And let's drink for joy.

And fun hours

Fly like a moment!

wishes today

Let them flow like a river.

Be a loving wife

And loved by children.

For friends and acquaintances

Prepare a feast.

Everyone will come to the holiday

Don't forget - invite!

And we also wish

To you dear

Long life and good luck

Big big.

So that in your house

There was joy and happiness

And his trouble

Bypassed!

congratulatory song

(to the motive of the song "I'm standing at a half-station")

Friends and relatives sit

Sparkling wine flows

And there is a long way behind.

Greetings are spoken.

Where, are you cherished years?

What has passed cannot be returned.

As a token of our attention

Accept wishes,

To the joy of all live for many years.

Let the years, like a blizzard,

Everything is gray,

And youth warms, light!

Inconspicuous happiness to you,

Unchanging success,

We wish you lots of luck.

Good health to you

Hope and personal happiness,

Let youth not leave you!

Let adversity be forgotten

And all wishes will come true

And may there never be grief.

Love if you love.

Live the way you want

And always be cheerful!

Moderator: Dear colleagues! Guests of our holiday! Today we learned a lot about the jubilee, there were a lot of congratulations and wishes addressed to her. But not all those present have yet expressed congratulations on the anniversary. The word is given to the husband of the hero of the day. After congratulations, the host invites the guests to play.

Game "Associations"

The company, it is desirable that at least half of the players would have known each other for a long time, chooses in its environment a “Victim” and a “LEADER”. The “LEADER” goes into another room and waits to be called or simply closes his eyes, then the choice of the “VICTIMS” takes place in silence. Upon arrival, the “LEADER” begins to ask everyone in turn questions like: “If this is a car, then what kind?”, “If this is a flower, then which one?”, “If this is a plastic bag ...”, “If this is website…” etc. To which he receives answers: “ONE-FUCKING ZAPORIZHET”, “CACTUS” and so on. He asks until he decides who was chosen as the "victim". If the “LEADER” guessed correctly, then he becomes an ordinary player, and the “Victim” takes his place. If not, then go to guess again. It is advisable not to delay the survey until 10-20 circles, otherwise the players will be snooted, and the questions will end. The game is interesting because you learn a lot about yourself.

Competition "Anu-ka, girls!"

The host (by the way, he must run fast just in case) announces a competition for the most dexterous girl. For this, he chooses 3-4 girls in skirts. A rug 1-2 meters long is placed on the floor. The girls are blindfolded and the task is explained that they must pass over the rug, spreading their legs as wide as possible and not step on it. Girls do this simple task. After that, the leader lies face up on the mat and waits for the bandages to be removed from the girls. After that, he slowly gets up and picturesquely announces the winner of the one that blushed the most, takes a low start and prepares to run away as quickly as possible from the angry contestants (if any appear).

"Fire Extinguishers"

Players are tied to ropes with ropes, to the ends of which are attached either matchboxes or moistened cotton wool. A lit candle is placed in front of the players. Contestants need to extinguish the candle as quickly as possible without the help of hands.
Source: http://allscenarios.ru/scenarij-yubileya-zhenshhiny

The script for the anniversary is universal for a woman, a man

Leading:
Oh, you guests are gentlemen
Why did you come here?
Ile lives at home badly -
But dressed, just a miracle.
And the answer is quite simple
Our young Vladimir
Around your friends
Decided to celebrate the anniversary.

Moderator: Dear First Name Last Name, let me congratulate you on behalf of all those present on your anniversary and retirement.
We wish you on your anniversary
So that you sit for champagne,
To dance, sing songs
So that this glorious feast
Brought health, happiness, peace.
Be happy and healthy
Do not remember the years
Let life be hard sometimes
But don't you dare let her down.

Wow, I see you are moving something? Wait, I will acquaint you with the rules of our evening. Our charter says:

That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.

It is announced that in 20__ the anniversary of Vladimir Konstantinovich is not cancelled.

Remember: for starters, it didn’t hurt everyone to drink a glass.

It is announced that laughter in this house is not cancelled.

Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month, after this evening and are non-refundable.

Host: I offer the floor for congratulations to colleagues and friends.
(Colleagues of the hero of the day speak.)

We congratulate you on a significant event,

Today is your legal anniversary,

We wish you great health,

And many sincere friends in life.

Anniversary is a special day

Where do you sum up mentally,

What could possibly be wrong

That which is expensive, surely saved.

We congratulate you wholeheartedly

And we want to wish you happiness.

Let in your home climate

There will never be misfortune.

We do not give the birthday

No headsets, no rings,

Surely you will receive warmer

Greetings from friendly hearts.

Host: And now I want to tell a little about our hero of the day, but for this you must help me. I need you to list any 12 adjectives.

(The presenter writes down these adjectives and inserts them into the missing places in the text).

Name Surname was born in ... 19 .. He grew up as a very ... child. For many ... years, he has not changed at all, which speaks of the constancy of his ... character. In ... 1950 he was admitted to the ranks ... of the Pioneer Organization. V.I. Lenin. He received his education and specialty in ... 1963. In the same year he joined the ranks of our ... friendly team and has not parted with us since then. He made ... a contribution to ... the affairs of the country. The hero of the day has... appearance and... work capacity, which made the team love him.

Leading: We wish the hero of the day
We are health and happiness
What more could you wish for
If we drink today
Health will not weaken
Tomorrow we can continue again.

And now, on behalf of the Department of Education of Russia, I have been entrusted with presenting a diploma to the hero of the day stating that he is indeed a pensioner.

This diploma was issued to the Anniversary (Surname Name) in that he completed a course on the topic "Know and be able" in his 60 years of life and discovered the following knowledge:
Literature (Conversation with his wife in anger.) - 4

Mathematics (Recalculation of the wife's salary in his favor.) - 4

Geography (Where it doesn’t go, but everything will come home.) - 5

Music (Game on the nerves.) - 3

Chemistry (Moonshine.) - 4

Diligence (On the right side.) - 5

Diligence (On the left side.) - 4

Based on the foregoing, recognize Comrade .... fit for the passage of a further life path.
Coursework on the topic "If you want to live, know how to spin" - protected by 5.

By the decision of the state qualification commission of ... 2000, assign comrade. ... the title of "Free Young Pensioner".
Host: But don't get too upset. The birthday boy is greeted by his friends.

Congratulations from friends
They say that at sixty every birthday is happy
Exchange your years for twenty, twenty-five years.
No friends, not at all, whoever thinks so is an eccentric.
At twenty, there are holes everywhere,
No wife and no apartment
At sixty you have a garden
And, of course, three guys.
At twenty-five only in a pool
I had to drink vodka.
At sixty you are all in smoke
You can drink vodka.
At twenty-five, the egg-cup is empty,
At twenty-five - pitch hell
At sixty - a savings book in rubles,
At sixty - everywhere blasphemy.
At twenty at work you plow
Like a horse or an ox
At sixty colleagues you will say
You work, I went.
No, friends, he is very happy
I'm exactly sixty!
Every year he gets smarter
Years fly like birds
He will not regret even a hundred, That he is now sixty!

Host: I would like to give advice to the newly minted pensioner.

Keep the family as strict as possible

Come, go and get out

One glance, one word

And for them it is the law.

And on national holidays

In the morning - morality you read to them,

By dinner, read the severity,

And in the evening sit down for tea.

So let's lift our spell

Everyone, taking their wine,

Let's drink to the hero of the day

And for his friendly family.

May life be rich in joys.

And happiness will not leave your doorstep.

As little as possible, we wish you worries,

But they still can't be avoided.

So the path will be the strength to win.

So today these forces are visiting us. Yes Yes. Don't be surprised, this is not a fairy tale. So, our guests are internal forces, i.e. Ministry of the Interior
(Some of the invitees put on a police uniform. Road signs are drawn up in advance.)

Policeman: On behalf of the traffic police and the Department of Internal Affairs of Yekaterinburg (can be replaced by another city), I present memorable gifts. Since there is constant movement in the apartment and you can forget and get lost, we decided to help with this.

Don't forget to turn off the TV

(The sign is attached to the TV screen)

Beware of children here

(The sign is attached to the sofa)

Be careful, wipe your glasses

(The sign is attached to the bathroom)

Be careful not to overdo it

(The sign is attached in the kitchen)

Caution sharp objects (The sign can be hung in the kitchen and in the room where the needle and thread are)

Caution gas and electrical appliances

(The sign is attached above gas and electrical appliances)

Policeman: Be careful in your movements and God forbid you attach or confuse signs incorrectly. All the best

Leading: May this day be solemn and holy

Today it happened - you are sixty!

But don't be sad, don't think it's the limit

There are many more things ahead of you.

From the bottom of our hearts, we wish you

So that everything that you conceived - came true in fate.

Go through life as boldly as before,

To celebrate more than one anniversary.

We wish you in the future

Never, never give up

And health for many years

We want to wish from the bottom of our hearts.

Host: We gave you gifts,

But it's no secret to anyone

What a heartfelt gift

There is no better song.

(The lyrics of the song are printed and reproduced in advance. Distribute to guests.)

To the melody "At the spinner"

Here comes autumn

Vova gathered all the guests.

Let's sit in a feast, as it were

Let's talk about the anniversary.

And that's right, that's right

Anniversaries are hard

It must be so measured

You shake your head.

And after all, yours is preserved,

Surprise takes

By God, they would fall in love

It's a pity, Lyudmila, does not.

Anniversary what else is needed,

And works like an ox

How will he go to dig potatoes,

No one will get carried away.

Oh, it's true, it's true

This master, anywhere,

And besides, we need to say

That grandchildren are crazy.

We will not praise the wife,

The lady is not big.

Let's look at the anniversary.

Where are you without him?

What does she care

Lives on the ready.

Get up in the morning, brush off,

Eat and leave.

Oh my friend don't swear

Oh my friend don't be sad

Though women are women,

Nowhere without men

This is our lot

You don't need to be angry

We wish the hero of the day

Live another hundred years in harmony.

Host: And now we offer you a lottery.
Joke lottery

To cook borscht well, you need cabbage for seasoning.

(Cabbage.)

Acetylsalicylic acid will warm even without cognac.
(Aspirin.)

Do not try to get angry at everyone and a nail in the household will come in handy.
(Nail.)

You thought there was no happiness

Oh what a freak you are

Buy yourself some candy

On a penny won

When you go for a walk

And so that your pants do not sleep,

You must have with you

Pin made of steel

(Pin.)

After a glass of snack,

The matter is very important.

Here's a sleeve for you
(Paper napkin.)

Carpet 2x3.

(Handkerchief.)

Here is a flower for you

Please save

He will help you

Lure a lover (tsu).
(Flower.)

To throw ten years ago

You don't have to think long

Excellent give advice

This amazing lipstick

(Beet.)

We have provided you with hooks

Well, sew skirts yourself

(Hooks.)

Roast, cook, boil,

Just don't salt too much.

(Pack of salt.)

To send greetings to friends, an envelope is also useful

(Envelope.)

Pour 100, pour 200, you can't do it alone, let's go together
(Vodka.)

This nail is a gift to you.
You are the best guest today

(Nail.)

Don't be mad at us my friend

Here's a box of matches for you

(Matches.)

If you don't wash your heels, you'll cover them with a heel

(Successor.)

You will accumulate a thousand in time

If there is a wallet

(Purse.)

Here is the icon

Put on instead of a brooch

(Icon.)

For a good friend, there's a head of garlic

(Garlic.)

How to tie a ribbon with a bow

You will immediately become the first dandy

(Thread.)

If you want to cry, you need to rub your eyes with an onion (Luke.)

The "Hero of the Evening" scenario is suitable for holding the birthday of a married middle-aged man and is designed for a large number of guests.

Cool congratulations from friends, a portrait from his wife, performances by a gypsy and a pop star - just a small fraction of what awaits the birthday man on this day.

Guests will be able to see what the birthday boy was like as a child, what happened to him as a teenager, and what kind of a man he grew up to be.

The entertainment program is built in such a way that each of the guests can take part.

Hall decoration

To decorate the hall, you can use any festive attributes: balloons, garlands, confetti, photographs and even unusual dishes. The decoration of the room depends on its size. If the holiday takes place in an apartment, then just add a few balloons, posters with wishes and garlands. If a restaurant is ordered, then chairs and tables are decorated with beautiful capes, balls and lights are also added.

Props

1. Sheet with "baby".
2. Crosswords.
3. Collections of recipes for dishes from carrots or vegetables.
4. An easel or sketchbook with markers/felt-tip pens.
5. Soap set.
6. Black wig and long dress.
7. Tablets with words.
8. Gypsy clothes.
9. Bottle of alcohol.
10. Three squirrel tails.
11. Contents for the secret bag: hat, nipple, socks, thong, bra, peignoir, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family pants, beads, wig, false bunny ears.
12. Bunny tails.
13. Hat.

Musical arrangement

For background music, light compositions are chosen, most often without words, leaving only the melody. At the exit of specially invited guests, you can put themed compositions. So, at the exit of the gypsy - a song about the camp, for Conchita Wurst - the beginning of the song that she performed at Eurovision.


In between competitions and games, you can invite guests to dance. In this case, you should also consider a playlist for dancing. It will depend on the age of the invited guests and the tastes of the birthday man. Cheerful, incendiary and energetic songs have always been a success at holidays such as birthdays.

Cool script for the birthday of a man "Hero of the evening"

Leading: Welcome to the birthday of (birthday name)! I greet each of you and congratulate the birthday boy on the holiday! I invite the rest of the guests to keep up and join in my congratulations. And here are the first wishing - friends of the birthday man.

Congratulation friends:
We came to congratulate you
Happy wonderful holiday.
We want to wish you health
Be strong, brave, fighting,
So that the liver never fails
And the rest of the organs held.

So that you always stand
set table,
The currency multiplied in my pocket.
Beautiful wife, let her be there
Giving you my love
To boil in the veins of blood
From a stormy night in your bedroom.

And don't forget about friends
Call, write, invite more often.
We are always ready for you
Stand up, lie flat.
My friend, know that you are our pride!
Happy birthday! Hooray!
(the last words are pronounced loudly all together)

Leading: What faithful friends you have, I propose to drink for your friendship. May she always be strong! For you, friends!

(guests raise their glasses to friendship)

Leading: We see you as you are: strong, courageous, imposing. And who remembers the birthday boy when he was just a baby? I invite a birthday person and someone for a support group.

(the birthday boy approaches the host, and his wife, mother or sister is chosen as his assistant)

Entertainment "Little Miracle":
The birthday boy sticks his head into a pre-prepared "body". Two assistants hold a sheet, in the middle of which a hole for the head is cut. A children's blouse with mittens and sliders are sewn below.

Where the sleeves from the blouse end, they are also made so that the assistant can insert her hands there. And the birthday boy puts his hands in his pants. Thus, the following picture is obtained: the audience sees the head of the birthday man, the hands of his assistant and the dangling legs, which are controlled by the birthday man himself.

The laughter is that the assistant does not see everything that is happening, and the birthday man himself will not be able to do what is usually convenient to do with his hands. The facilitator reads the text, and the participants perform all the movements that they hear. All the necessary details are given to him by an assistant.

Leading: N years ago, a small (birthday name) was born. He stretched sweetly, rubbed his eyes and sneezed loudly. Here he first tasted milk. (Hands of an assistant give him a baby bottle of milk) Ah, he ate so well that he wanted to sleep. Opening his mouth wide, he yawns for a long, long time, covering his mouth with his palm. Suddenly he wanted to poop. He pushes, he pushes hard - it worked. He took a piece of paper and began to wipe his ass. Satisfied (name of the birthday boy), dances, moves his legs. Here he found a nipple somewhere, put it in his mouth, smiled. (then the pacifier is removed)

But our (birthday name) is growing up. He learned to brush his teeth, he took a brush and let's brush your teeth vigorously. He took a comb to comb it and, handsome, ran quickly to the kitchen, opening the door with his heel. There he finds a sandwich and boldly throws it into his mouth. Washes everything down with compote and hurries to play in the yard. But first he puts on a hat, scarf, mittens. And with a confident gait, he went down the stairs. (energetic music is turned on for a walk)

Leading: Applause to the birthday boy and his assistant! And so that (the name of the birthday man) grows healthy, let's raise a glass and say a few pleasant words to him. I propose to say a toast to the parents of the birthday boy.

(parents congratulate son)

Leading: In the meantime, we are smoothly moving on to the already matured (name of the birthday man). Now he has become a teenager, which means bad habits are starting to appear. This is how he tasted vodka for the first time. Yes, he overdid it a little, which is difficult for him to find words. One hope for you, dear guests. I invite two teams of nine people to my place.

Contest "Guess the word":
Each participant is glued or put on a sheet of A4 paper on which one letter is written. The host reads the riddles, and the participants must quickly line up in a row, thus writing the answer. The team that solves more riddles wins and receives a prize - each with a crossword puzzle. Each team is given an equal number of letters: d, y, w, a, p, b m, i, h.


Riddles from the host:

• Either recumbent or standing. Either cold or hot. (Shower)
• It is round and transparent, like glass. It is quite easy to see the future in it. (Ball)
• Strong, slender and strong, because he is the lord of the forest. (Oak)
• Rides loudly in the hands of a child. (Ball)

Leading: Our (name of the birthday man) is growing up quickly. Becomes a man and new needs appear. For the next competition, I need three pairs of a man-woman. Who is brave? Do not be shy! It won't hurt, I promise.

Competition "Adult Needs":
For this contest you will need a grater and a carrot. Men press the carrot between their legs, holding it with their hands if necessary. The girls also hold the grater between their legs, but in such a way that the man, coming up from behind, can reach the grater with a tied carrot.


On command, the couples must quickly rub the carrots. As soon as the allotted time is over, the guests look: whoever has worn the carrot more than the rest, he won. The winner receives a prize - a collection of dishes from carrots or vegetables.

Leading: We have decided on a winning couple and she receives her trophy - a book of recipes for carrot dishes, so that you use the vegetables for their intended purpose. And I pass the word for congratulations to the birthday man's wife - (wife's name).

(wife says a toast to the birthday boy)

Leading: What warm words sounded to you (name of the birthday boy) from your beloved and charming wife. You can immediately see how much she loves you, but what words, I propose to actually see how the wife sees her husband. (Name of wife), I will ask you to come to me.

Birthday portrait:
The wife of the birthday man is blindfolded and given a marker or felt-tip pen in his hands. In front of her is an easel or a regular sketchbook.


She must draw a portrait of her husband with her eyes closed. For variety, you can put a few markers. The facilitator will comment on which part of the body she needs to move to and which marker she wants to use.

Leading: The guests do not get bored, but support the novice artist with applause. (Name of wife) must be very worried.

(the wife draws a portrait to the music, and the guests support her)

Leading: See what kind of Picasso woke up in you (wife's name). Our dear (name of the birthday man), accept from the bottom of your heart the best picture in the history of mankind - your portrait from your beloved wife. She tried very hard.

(the birthday boy is given his portrait)

Leading: And the gifts do not end there, there is still more to come. In the meantime, I invite seven applicants for the next competition.

Competition "At the command of the pike ...":
Seven chairs are placed in a row. The host gives everyone the command that they need to bring. When the participants go in search of a hidden object, the leader removes one chair and the one who came last, and he did not have enough chair, leaves.


Each thing is then returned to the owner, and only after that the leader calls the next desire. The winner is the one who reaches the end, fulfilling all the wishes of the leader. The prize is a small soap box. Participants will need to bring the following:

• A bottle of vodka.
• Someone else's, not your own, men's boot.
• Women's earring.
• Ketchup or sauce.
• Any thing from the birthday boy.

Leading: Applause to all participants, and we reward the winner with a soap set and ask you to say a few words to the birthday man.

(winner toasts)

Leading: We will play a little, and for this I need five people.

Game "Simple questions - funny answers":
Participants stand with their backs to the guests. A certain word is put on their back, none of the guests tells them what word they got. The participants themselves should also not spy on the others. The facilitator asks each player a question, and he must creatively answer it. And the places for participants can be the following: "maternity hospital", "bushes", "sex-shop", "sobering-up station", "work".


Questions:

1. How did you first come to this place?
2. What were your impressions of this place?
3. What do you usually do there?
4. What is it that attracts you there?
5. How do your loved ones feel about it?
6. When are you going there next?

Leading: Ladies and gentlemen, please have a moment of attention. Now I will announce the name of the celebrity who came here to personally congratulate the birthday man on his holiday. Meet the incredible and stunning Conchita Wurst.

Conchita's performance:
They agree in advance with a bearded man from the guests or draw a beard with a black eyeliner. The participant must be in a dress and with long hair, so a wig is required. The guest sings a song to the soundtrack "Rise like a phoenix", and at the end of his performance congratulates the birthday boy.

You can approach him, hug, kiss. In a word, completely improvise and amuse all the guests, especially the birthday boy.

Leading: Thank you Conchita, you were amazing! We see off the pop star with thunderous applause. And you, dear guests, do not forget to raise a toast to the birthday boy.

(everyone congratulates the birthday boy)

Leading: And I announce another competition. I will ask as many beautiful ladies to come here as there are letters in the full name of our birthday man.

Game "Erotic Spelling":
The required number of girls comes to the leader. They are given bunny tails, which they must put on in the right place. And at the command of the presenter and to the music, all the girls unanimously write the full name of the birthday man with their buttocks.

Leading: Here is such an unusual and slightly erotic performance that (the name of the birthday man) of the fair sex arranged for you. Let's clap for them, friends, and in the meantime we continue to surprise the birthday man with congratulations. To your loud applause, I invite a special guest - the gypsy Zara.
(guests greet the gypsy)

Leading: Zara did not just come to congratulate (the name of the birthday man) on his birthday, but also to predict the fate of everyone.

Predictions of the gypsy Zara:
This time, any woman from the guests is chosen, with whom they also agree in advance. She approaches any guest and, looking into her palm, says what awaits this person in the near future. The birthday boy will be the last person she approaches.


Prediction 1:
I see you don't get enough sleep
But you are sad, you will sleep soon.
You will sleep long and softly
Until the lettuce is pulled out from under you.

Prediction 2:
Wow, have a fun weekend ahead of you.
A handsome man will pester.
Don't give in!
Five minutes of work
Nine months of care.

Prediction 3:
Your life path is successful
It leads uphill.
Buying a car soon
But I can't figure out which one:
Either a white BMW, or a green Muscovite.

Prediction 4:
Oh pearly hand
Never have I seen such a happy fate.
And the family is strong, and friends are true,
I see a long and happy life awaits you.
You will live long until you die.
Happiness is ahead of you
And how you lean - behind.

Leading: I want to invite seven people for the next competition. Everyone remembers the chair contest? Music plays, the participants dance around the chairs and as soon as the music ends, you need to have time to sit on an empty chair. Whoever does not have enough chairs is out. We will slightly change the rules of this competition. Since our people are adults, we will replace the chairs with glasses of vodka.

Competition "Hurry up to grab the first":
Six glasses are placed on a table, preferably round. Participants surround the table and, to the music, begin to move around it. The music ends, you need to be the first to grab a glass. Whoever doesn't get it is out. The competition continues until one glass remains on the table. The winner receives a prize - a bottle of any alcohol.

Leading: And here we have a winner and receives a well-deserved prize - a bottle of good alcohol. But we do not advise you to get too carried away with strong drinks, otherwise such squirrels may visit you one day.

Performance of squirrels:
Three women are selected to dance to the song "Single ladies" from the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks. False squirrel tails are tied to their belts, and they must give the birthday man an incendiary dance.

Leading: And now I invite everyone to join me. Absolutely everyone who is brave, come out to me.

(people start to come out to the leader)

Leading: We stand in a circle so that everyone is comfortable and free to stand. I have here is a package with a secret. Your task is to pass it to each other as long as the song is playing, and what to do next, I'll tell you later. Go!

Game "Give it to another":
The package contains various things and objects. To the music, all participants pass each other a package without looking inside. As soon as the music stops, the person who had the bag takes one thing out of it and puts it on. The game continues until the last thing is taken out of the bag. The contents of the package may be different, for example: hat, nipple, socks, thong, bra, peignoir, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family pants, beads, wig, false bunny ears. After all things have found their owners, they will need to be removed. Each player includes separate music.

Leading: What a variety immediately appeared. But, unfortunately, now all this beauty needs to be removed and, as usual, to the music. Let's start with the last player.

(music turns on and the first guest begins to take off the recently worn item)

Leading: But the surprises don't end there. Right now, I want to see three brave participants next to me for our next fun music competition.

Competition "Minute of Glory":
The presenter offers each of the participants a song that he will perform. For example, “The wind blew from the sea”, “And someone went down the hill”, “I got drunk drunk”. Participants can choose their own song, the main thing is that they should not be very similar in terms of repertoire. When it is the turn to mix their songs, the participants include the minus of any remix.

Leading: Friends, you now have a unique opportunity to become famous all over the world. Each of you needs to sing your song as loudly as possible. Here, without music, each of you, with all your strength, will try to sing your song. Ready? Started!

(everyone sings their own song loudly, trying to cover their rivals)

Leading: Great - great! And now we will remake your songs a little in a more modern way.

(each member now does not just sing their own song, but mixes to the music, using words such as "ey", "uiva-uiva" and so on)

Leading: Let's applaud our beginners, but already such promising stars.

Leading: And now our holiday is gradually coming to an end and I want to ask you, dear guests: did you like today's holiday, did you regret that you came?

(guests answer that they liked it)

Leading: What you liked is good, but you just say something quietly about it. I have such a magic hat, (takes out a hat) that will reveal the whole truth about your thoughts. So let's go!

Magic hat game:
The host puts on a hat to any guest and at that moment the refrain of a certain song sounds:

• “I am all so sudden” A. Semenovich.
• "I'm tired, I want love" Quest Pistols.
• "Look what a woman" group Shan-hai.
• “A week before the second I will leave for Komarovo” Vitas.
• "I want to thump" Like a pizden.
• "Buy me a carp" A. Kozlovsky.
• "Marry me" group Breasts.
• "What a wonderful day" cheerful Mouse.

Leading: In general, not bad, now I can believe that you really liked the holiday. We would like to thank the wonderful organizer of this evening (the name of the birthday boy) and once again wish him a happy birthday! May your life be full of bright events and pleasant memories! Happiness to you! Happy birthday!
(everyone congratulates the birthday boy, and the disco begins)


A cool script, active guests, fun contests, a resourceful presenter are the main criteria for a fun birthday. Remember: the best gift is an emotion! Arrange an unforgettable holiday for the birthday man, please him with comic congratulations and gifts, and he will never forget your efforts.

The cool birthday script “Everything for You” is designed to be celebrated at home with family and friends. Suitable for a woman of any age and is designed for a company of up to 30 people.

Additionally, you need to organize funny greetings from unexpected guests, gifts from children, and other entertainment - this will help create the right mood for everyone present. Guests and the birthday girl will receive a charge of humor, positive emotions and vivid memories of a fun birthday.

Registration

It is important to pay special attention to decorating the room in which the celebration is planned to create a festive atmosphere. A banner “Happy Birthday” hangs on the wall, from the photos of the birthday girl you can add an application in the form of a number - the age of the hero of the occasion. It will be interesting for guests to see how the birthday girl changed with age.

You can entertain guests with a photo zone, which is easy to do with your own hands. For example, create a wall of paper flowers of different sizes or decorate with balloons. You can download a photo zone template on the Internet and make a large format print.

Music

It plays an important role in any celebration. The repertoire must be thought out in advance, including the tastes of all invited guests. Music helps to tune in to the celebration, so it’s better to turn it on immediately when guests arrive. In anticipation of latecomers, the music lifts the mood.

Props

• 3 helium balloons;
• a broom with a bow;
• photo frame with a family photo;
• bouquet of flowers;
• medal or cup "The best mother";
• task bag;
• photo frame 50x40;
• multi-colored markers.

For Japanese:

• robe;
• wide belt;
• chopsticks for sushi or pencils to make a hairstyle.

Scenario

Leading: I can't put into words how beautiful you are. And on this day of your birth, we want to wish you many sunny days, radiant smiles, sincere friends and female happiness. Get ready to receive congratulations all day long!
Dear guests, the rules of today's holiday are simple, please read:

1. Put away sadness and sadness.
2. No need to be shy, dance until you drop.
3. Don't get too drunk, don't meet under the table, don't kiss with salad.
4. Raise toasts more often for the birthday girl.
5. Do not forget to give gifts.

Violators will be punished to the fullest extent of the law. Dear guests, today there will be many more wishes addressed to the birthday girl. Each of you, I know, has something to say! I propose to raise the first toast to the birthday girl. May this day be remembered by you as one of the best, brightest, most cheerful. We are here for you. Happy birthday!

(A short break for a snack after the first toast)

Leading: Friends, who knows why men drink standing up for women?

(Guests give their guesses)

Leading: Good options, but in fact, men drink standing up so as not to hear the phrase “Stop, you’ve had enough” from the ladies sitting next to them. So, men, I will ask you to stand up and drink for the ladies present here - friends and relatives for the women's birthday!

Leading: I hope you managed to have a bite to eat, talk, because now a surprise awaits you. Dear (name), having learned about your birthday, a special guest flew in from a very distant country. He flew not alone, but with an interpreter, because he does not speak Russian at all. Are you ready to receive congratulations?

Japanese congratulations

We need two: a Japanese and an interpreter. It is advisable to change clothes: a bathrobe, a wide belt, a hairstyle will do. A broom is hidden in the hands of the Japanese - a gift for the birthday girl.

Japanese: Nihau dobroduli mare and mare san
Translator: Greetings, dear ladies and gentlemen!
Japanese: Watashi shine in Japonidze's eye.
Translator: I am a representative of the country of the rising sun - Japan.
Japanese: For some reason, a Japanese mother is a mother.
Translator: I came to congratulate (name) on his birthday on behalf of the entire Japanese people.
Japanese: Shine lyka, do not change the dignity of a mare.
Translator: I wish you a lot of happiness, good luck, family well-being.
Japanese: Do not trump snot, do not break dishes.
Translator: May every day be filled with joy.
Japanese: Fuck the euro, loosen the lotus head.
Translator: A lot of money in my wallet, pure thoughts in my head.
Japanese: Nahlebazza autumn hochezza.
Translator: I am glad to be present today at this wonderful holiday.
Japanese: Kharya is our Japanese mother.
Translator: On behalf of the entire Japanese people.
Japanese: I want to give this idleness away.
Translator: Allow me to give you this expensive gift.
Japanese: Get rid of the whining.
Translator: May he keep your house from sadness and adversity.
Japanese: Blossom like sakura!
Translator: Happy birthday!

Leading: In my opinion, a very good congratulations. (Name), let's invite the representative of the Japanese state and his assistant to the table, and drink for friendship between peoples!

(Break)

Leading: Here we are all gathered at this table for the sake of our dear birthday girl. There are family, friends, and work colleagues. Each of you knows about (name) something that the others do not know. It's time to reveal the cards! Everyone should tell some fact about the birthday girl, starting with the phrase "I know that (name of the birthday girl) ...". For example, I know that (name) is celebrating a birthday today.

(The game begins, during which the guests try to praise the birthday girl as much as possible).

Leading: Our beloved (name), you heard so much about yourself, revealed all your secrets. Tell me, do you regret that you invited us? We are ready to make amends with a good toast, the most senior representative of your family will say it. Attention, the floor is given to the grandmother (grandfather, mother, etc.).

(Sounds toast)

Leading: A lot of good wishes have already been voiced today, but after all, a birthday is not only congratulations, but also gifts. Darling, get ready to receive gifts from the people closest to you - your children.
Children prepare gifts in advance, the presentation of which is accompanied by poems.

Congratulations from children

***
We will always remain children for you,
There was so much between us.
We'll keep it all
Save your best moments, mom. (Photo frame with photo)

***
Our beloved mother
Only the best flowers.
Be always so beautiful
Let dreams come true. (Bouquet of flowers)

***
Thank you mommy for everything
Care, tenderness and love.
Responsible for your words
We are the children of the best mother in the world. (Medal or Cup "The Best Mom")

Leading: From a very distant and little-known country, the Sopranos came to congratulate the birthday girl modest chants. They are very shy and worried, let's support them with applause.

Congratulations from fairy tale heroes

Before leaving, the host gives 3 guests a helium balloon. You need to draw in air so that your voice becomes high. The heroes perform a song-alteration to the motive "Here is someone who went down the hill":

Came to say happy birthday
And wish from the bottom of my heart
Good luck, joy, luck
And never be discouraged.

It doesn't matter how many years have passed
Everything is also (name) good.
Keep blooming like a rose
And let your soul sing.

Good health and money
Love mutual and great
And many, many birthdays
Another note is young.

We sang this song
Without falsehood, imaginary and lies,
And in conclusion we wanted
Say "Blossom, (name), bloom!"

Leading: For the birthday girl today we raised our glasses. Wishing you a lot of good things. And to make it more fun, I propose to drink for the guests!

(Pause for a snack)

Leading: A holiday is not only gatherings at the table, but also movement, fun, laughter. I suggest to warm up a little and dance.

(dancing starts)

Leading: Each of you came here to wish (name) a happy birthday, right? And that's not true! You can't fool the leader. The host knows everything and will bring anyone to "clean water". I have magic cards in my hands that can read people's minds!

I came for my birthday because...

The host selectively approaches the guests and invites everyone to choose one card, on which the true reason for the guest's presence at the holiday will be written.

1. I wanted to drink for free.
2. You had to hide from your wife/husband.
3. Not a single holiday can do without me.
4. I have something to say to the birthday girl.
5. The door to my apartment slammed shut, but the keys were left inside.
6. I want to find a soul mate here.
7. I am a secret agent and I collect dirt on everyone.
8. They forced me.
9. The food here is delicious.
10. The birthday girl means a lot to me and I want to share such an event with her.

Leading: Do not rush to get bored, we continue to play.

The game "Special bag"

The guests are seated at the table. Music plays, they pass each other a bag with tasks in any order. On whom the music stops, he takes out the task from the bag and completes it. If someone refuses to complete the task, he should make a good toast. If the guests agree that the toast is good, the bag is passed on.

The scenario is designed for holding a birthday (anniversary) of a woman. Congratulations can sound both during the evening in a restaurant and at home. In this scenario, birthday greetings are presented by the rulers of different eras, states, and even Galaxies. In advance, you should take care of the appropriate "outfits", as well as gifts.

Scenario for a man's birthday "Gentleman of Fortune"

Script for adults. With the help of this scenario, you can have a lot of fun celebrating a man's birthday. You can hold an event in a cafe, restaurant, or at home. The script is designed for a married birthday man.

Children's birthday script "Two years is a great date!"

The scenario is designed to celebrate the birthday of the baby in the circle of relatives and friends. The holiday is held for guests who came to congratulate the baby on his second birthday.

Scenario for the birthday of the child "Treasure Island"

The script can be used to celebrate the birthday of a child aged 8-12 years. The main theme of the holiday "Pirates" - the characters of the novel "Treasure Island". It is important that as many peers as possible participate in the game. The performers of the roles of Silver, Parrot, Black Dog and Ghost are selected in advance, having prepared costumes for them.

Birthday Scenario "On a Picnic"

The scenario of the birthday is designed for an adult birthday. The team should include 7-20 people. The duration of the event is 6-8 hours. The organizers are relatives and friends of the birthday boy.

Children's birthday script "Pirate Treasure Island"

You will need pirate costumes, balls, sheets with unfinished drawings, a basket of balls, a dish of vegetables. Children complete tasks and solve riddles as they move around the map to find the treasure of the pirate John Silver.

Children's Birthday Scenario "Visiting Lesovichka"

Scenario for holding a children's birthday in nature. The scenario is designed for a children's team of 7-20 people. The host of the program is a Resident of the Forest (Lesovichok), who holds funny contests with guests. It is advisable to organize a picnic with a snack, juice and cake.

Scenario for children "Birthday with Funtik and Nafanka"

Birthday for a children's company, whose age is from 7 to 12 years. The holiday takes place in a spacious room (you can in a cafe). Leading holiday - Funtik and Nafanka. The guys go to the Caramel country.

Birthday Scenario "Feast of the Elements"

The scenario can be used to celebrate the birthday of a child aged 5 to 10 years. It is interesting for both boys and girls. To organize a holiday, a leader and a judge are needed, who will have to issue tokens.

The first year of life - the first birthday of a little man

The first year of a baby's life is a significant date. But he is not yet able to participate in contests or games, so this scenario is for invited adults who also need to be entertained. Throughout this year, the parents of the birthday boy studied, tried, laughed, rejoiced, were nervous, scared and looked after the baby.

Children's birthday script "Real Pirate Party"!

The scenario is designed for a pirate-style party. Each task must be accompanied by appropriate paraphernalia. The presenter should be dressed in a pirate costume - red pants, a T-shirt or vest, a hat.

Scenario birthday in nature "Zarnitsa"

An excellent scenario for lovers of active pastime. Suitable for a friendly close-knit company that often spends joint vacations (trip to the sea, hiking, etc.). A birthday party based on the military-patriotic game "Zarnitsa" includes energetic sports games-competitions and a search for a birthday gift (competition "Topography").

Birthday script for children 10 years old "Disco with Vasilinka-Veselinka"

10 years is the first real anniversary in a person's life. Clown animators or cartoon characters are no longer suitable here. The little man has matured, therefore, everything should be for real, and preferably, without the presence of parents. This scenario assumes that the event will be held in a small cozy cafe, where there will be an almost adult party with the first real disco.

Birthday script 1 year "The best holiday is the first year"

Proper organization of the first birthday of a child is a responsible task for every parent. The proposed scenario is perfect for a holiday that will bring together guests of different age categories. This event will be interesting for both children and adults. The hero of the occasion himself is not very tired of the noise and crowds.

A cool script for a woman's birthday "Holiday, holiday, holiday!"

Birthday is a special day of the year, a day when all close and dear people get together, in a friendly circle and have fun. This is the day of congratulations, good, kind emotions and surprises.