Often children's toys amaze the imagination: sometimes they are even too unusual, and it happens that they are not intended for children at all, at least for small ones. I offer you a selection of the ten most bizarre children's toys

1. Striptease pole

A British company has released an educational toy for girls, the goal of which is to give girls 10-12 years old (or even younger) the opportunity to become aware of their sexuality. The kit includes a two-meter-long collapsible pole that can be easily installed on any horizontal surface, a thigh band for accepting money, and several hand-drawn $100 bills.

2. Epidermis

The toys in this series are made of a material that is indistinguishable from human skin to the touch, and the wool on the toys resembles human hair in texture. All toys are headless, with hair sticking straight out of the torso where the head should be. In addition, most specimens have tails, which are a metal rod.

The toys are intended for children from one year old and are positioned as "developing", but the child is unlikely to be delighted to receive a toy in the form of a grotesque piece of human flesh with a tuft of matted hair. The company claims that toys do not require special care, can be stored for a long time in any conditions and still not lose their attractive appearance. In addition, they can be decorated - tattooed on the skin, dyed hair and put on piercings.

3. Art toys by Joshua Ben Longo

Created by celebrity designer Joshua Ben Longo, the fictional land of Longoland is home to truly unusual creatures - they are amazing plush monsters produced for children. It is noteworthy that the monsters have no eyes, nose, sometimes no limbs, but always have a mouth. Longo claims that he was inspired to create toys by the idea that people often cannot notice the beauty of creatures that are unlike themselves, and his toys will help children learn to appreciate the indescribable beauty of the Universe and its diversity from a very early age. Longo makes each toy himself and, in his own words, does not lose hope of hearing the voices of his creations, so when creating, he talks to them and even sometimes sings songs to them.

4. Erwin Little Patient

Erwin the Little Patient is a plush man in a hospital gown. If you unzip Erwin's stomach, you will see his internal organs, made of plush and which are almost an exact copy of real human organs, albeit "cartoon". All organs from the doll can be pulled out and examined, but putting them back is already more difficult, because without basic knowledge of the anatomy of the human body, it is not easy to place them so that they do not fall out. But all the organs are marked with multi-colored Velcro, with the help of which the young surgeon will be able to fix them inside the doll in the correct order - there are the same ones inside. Note that the doll is sexless and has only respiratory, digestive and circulatory systems.

5. Toys - internal organs

Before us is another plush anatomy manual. The creator of these toys, Wendy Bryan, says that this is what the internal organs of the cats from the cartoon "Hello Kitty" could look like. It is believed that she took the phrase “beautiful inner world” too literally: toys look like real human internal organs, only a little larger - you can buy your child intestines, heart, kidney, liver or any other organs of your choice. True, they all smile sweetly.
In the US, toys are crazy popular: they are given not only to children, but also to adults suffering from diseases of the internal organs or to those who have lost these organs. For example, a person who has had a stroke can be presented with a cheerful plush heart. Nice, isn't it? Wendy herself even gave her husband, who underwent surgery to remove the thyroid gland, her plush counterpart, so that it would be easier for him to cope with the loss.

6. Paraplush

You can order toys from Paraplush brand (Parapluesch) on a website called "Psychiatric clinic for stuffed toys broken in spirit." The name speaks for itself: the creators of the series decided that nothing human should be alien even to plush creatures and endowed them with mental illness.

So far, the clinic has only five patients: Lilo the hippopotamus, an autistic person whose “case history” says that he has been solving the same simple puzzle for five months and has been silent all this time. The crocodile Croco suffers from paranoid psychosis, which causes him to experience hallucinations and memory lapses. Dolly the sheep (black humor?) has a split personality, she is both a shy sheep and a bloodthirsty wolf. Dub the turtle constantly experiences a deep depression resulting from stress, and Sly the rattlesnake talks to her tail and bats, which "she says" constantly fly around her, and also shows other symptoms of schizophrenia. And, of course, there is a doctor in the clinic - Doctor Raven Wood. True, he is also strange - from the legend on the site it is clear that he has a God complex.

7. Food chains

These soft toys also have their own legend: they live on the planet Daro, where conditions are similar to those on our planet 200 million years ago, and, naturally, there are many life forms. Toys are a clear example of interspecies relationships: why quarrel and divide the planet, if you can just dine with each other.

The toys look amazing. Sets of two, three or five prehistoric monster-like animals are built on the principle of nesting dolls: a small toy is placed in the mouth of a larger one, and that, in turn, in the mouth of an even larger one, and so on. Outwardly, they are somewhat reminiscent of our modern neighbors on the planet - squirrels, cats, hedgehogs, but still with a "prehistoric" bias.

Toys have been produced since 2008, and in five years about a dozen sets have already been on sale, each of which is assigned a letter of the Greek alphabet. Animals are divided according to their habitats: for example, the home for alpha animals is the steppe, and for beta animals it is the forest.

8 Ugly Dolls

Ugly dolls (uglydolls) are sold only on a site dedicated to them. The main character of the puppet universe is Jiro (Jeero): he looks ridiculous and touching, his skin is grayish-green in color, his body is rectangular, and his look can be called meaningless and absent. Of course, not only Giro can be bought for a child - there are about a hundred models in the collection of toys, and they are all just as ugly, with a meaningless look, and sometimes with a gaping mouth.
It all started with the fact that the American David Horvath sent his Chinese bride Sun-Min Kim a freak drawn on paper named Wage with the signature that this strange creature is their talisman, and it is this creature that will help them always be together and make all their dreams come true. . The bride, in response, sent him a parcel with a plush copy of Waig - everyone liked the toy, and soon orders poured in for a couple. Then the spouses came up with a whole world and even personalities for their toys. Surprisingly, freaks are loved not only by adults, but also by children, and they have many fans all over the world.

9 Giant Microbes

These plush toys look like microorganisms magnified millions of times: viruses, microbes, cells. True, at first glance they can be mistaken for aliens, since people are somehow not used to seeing such creatures in real life with the naked eye. Among the toys there are both harmless cells like the DNA helix (with eyes and a mouth, of course), and dangerous viruses like the plague. Toys are designed to give the child an idea of ​​the microcosm around us and learn to distinguish its bad manifestations from the good ones.

10. Breastfeeding doll

The doll is sold under the slogan "You don't have to wait until your breasts grow to start breastfeeding." The kit includes a plastic doll directly, practically indistinguishable from a human baby, and a special nipple that is attached to the clothes of a girl who has not reached puberty in the place where the breast should be. If the doll is attached to the nipple, she starts to suck.

Of course, girls at all times rolled dolls through the streets in strollers and played mothers, but the game has never been so literal.

We are used to the fact that the creators of children's toys make them kind, exciting and educational, as it should be. But looking at the toys from this article, there is only bewilderment and fear for the children whose parents buy them this. The manufacturers of these toys have a clearly limitless, but sick fantasy.

The sooner a child learns to carve fish, the better.

This miniature golf club is sold in children's toy departments in some countries. Although she has a place in stores of completely different goods.

This toy is called “Kaba Kik”. Japanese manufacturers think it's fun to shoot yourself in the head for fun

Gibba Jubbler - if you grab this doll by the neck and shake it, she will start yelling. And the only way to silence her is to squeeze her neck harder. I wonder what skills manufacturers are going to educate the younger generation in this way

The doll is sold under the slogan "You don't have to wait until your breasts grow to start breastfeeding." The kit includes a plastic doll directly, practically indistinguishable from a human baby, and a special nipple that is attached to the clothes of a girl who has not reached puberty in the place where the breast should be. If the doll is attached to the nipple, she starts to suck. Of course, girls at all times rolled dolls through the streets in strollers and played mothers, but the game has never been so literal.

Pregnant fetus in the belly of a pregnant baby in a diaper ... Just the same recursion.

How easily the problem of the "love triangle" is solved by having a pet unicorn. The animal, by the way, is equipped with horns of different diameters.

This doll is designed for special connoisseurs. All her intimate, and not so, places are covered with thick red hair. The manufacturer offers the child to shave the young troll.

The designer who created the unicorn got to the narwhal. The main character was equipped with four types of weapons and three victims.

Why does a clown need a syringe? Do not know. Ask manufacturers. But such a clown is the place in low-budget horror films.

All parents in all countries of the world teach their children how to use the toilet. But Japanese parents have an assistant - a toilet tiger cub Shimajiro. It exists not only in the form of a toy, but cartoons are also dedicated to it, capable of causing hysteria among those who live outside the Land of the Rising Sun.

Tolerance and political correctness should be everywhere. Children's toys are no exception. Meet the transvestite doll.

What is natural is not ugly. So it is quite possible for children to play with urine and poop. The heroes of "South Park" made friends with Mr. Shit, than your child is worse.

A British company has released an educational toy for girls, which aims to give girls 10 to 12 years old (maybe younger) the opportunity to become aware of their sexuality. The kit includes a two-meter-long collapsible pole that can be easily installed on any horizontal surface, a thigh band for accepting money, and several hand-drawn $100 bills.

Giving young children, especially girls, something that sticks, sorry, between their legs and, sorry again, vibrates is not the best idea. The authors of the toy called Harry Potter Vibrating Broom have a different opinion. They think that they just made a cool copy of the broom that witches fly on.

This pig's head is made of a very flexible and malleable material. The pig can be rolled into a pancake, but then it will still take its original shape.

Hand on heart, we must admit that the biggest thing that shines in this life for the children of the poor from the black quarters of New York is the position of a janitor in a large skyscraper. So why not accustom them to this position from childhood? The Cleaning Trolley set includes everything from a cart and mops to aerosol cans.

Erwin the Little Patient is a plush man in a hospital gown. If you unzip Erwin's stomach, you will see his internal organs, made of plush and which are almost an exact copy of real human organs, albeit "cartoon". All organs from the doll can be pulled out and examined, but putting them back is already more difficult, because without basic knowledge of the anatomy of the human body, it is not easy to place them so that they do not fall out. But all the organs are marked with multi-colored Velcro, with the help of which the young surgeon will be able to fix them inside the doll in the correct order - there are the same ones inside. Note that the doll is sexless and has only respiratory, digestive and circulatory systems.

Dolls in the style of rappers for young Americans. Our toy makers need to take the idea and release boy dolls in the style of "Gop-stop".

Doll-Hitler. The big question is what the child, according to the manufacturers, should do with this doll.

Inflatable slide in the form of a sinking Titanic

This toy toilet shoots you know what.

It's just a sled, and not at all what you think. You need to hold on to the thing in the center while descending a steep hill.

Each of us, being already an adult formed person, perfectly remembers fragments from distant childhood, when he was very good, cheerful and carefree. We may also remember our favorite toys or games. They are sure to be associated with something wonderful when you were looking forward to this gift from your parents, as if on the eve of the holiday.

In the world of modern technology, it is very difficult to find a good toy for a child that will not clog his head with all sorts of nonsense. As a rule, children want a tablet, computer or a cool modern phone. Let's see what is so unusual that can surprise a child?

Tuttuki Bako.

An unusually strange, but funny Japanese toy. Before us is a small electronic mod with a black and white screen on which the character appears. There is a hole for a finger on the side. The whole essence of the game is that the child can influence the character (man, bird, etc.) with his own finger, inserting it into the hole of the electronic mod. Not all children are delighted with "Tuttuki Bako", this toy is rather for an amateur. However, the toy is very popular in Japan because the creators of Tamagotchi took part in its development.

Very nice toy for little kids. The "branches" of the toy rotate and transform into a full-fledged tree. At first glance, the toy is very simple and looks more like a piece of furniture, but it will help a small child develop imagination, and just play, just like with a rattle. "Playable Art Helicone" costs quite a bit of money and is affordable for almost everyone.

Lego "Concentration camp".

Despite the good quality of the products, this toy goes beyond the normal human thinking. It is not entirely clear what the Polish artist Zbigniew Libera was guided by when creating this toy, but it becomes obvious that not everything is fine with his ideology. The game, created in 1996, became a product of evil with an admixture of Nazism, and the strangest thing is that this “exhibit” was acquired by the Museum of Modern Art of Poland for big money. What then do the bodies of international law?

Hexbug "Insects".

The company produces various microrobots in the form of bugs, cockroaches, spiders and other insects. The culture of robotic insects began its journey in 1989. Now insects from Hexbug are able to respond to all external factors, from sound to light. These smart creatures behave like insects of wildlife. They scatter to the sides at the sight of danger or, on the contrary, gather in a heap. Also, microrobots are able to run for races on special platforms and tracks. Most likely, the company's products will interest the kids with their unusual but fascinating look and built-in intelligence.

Ozobot is a very interesting toy for your child. It will help develop the child's skills in managing elementary electronics and software. Glowing mini-robots move along traced lines, which gives the child the opportunity to dream up and come up with various labyrinths for this character. The child's thinking will develop much faster, logic will begin to progress and become stronger.

Barbie "Obesity".

I don’t think it’s worth dwelling on this toy for a long time, however, it’s worth noting its stupidity and senselessness. Is Barbie trying to convey the maximum amount of life realism to little girls. This toy should be released under the name "It Happens" or "Barbie is not the same anymore."

Nerf N-Strike Elite Demolisher 2.

The novelty from Nerf made all the boys tremble with joy and study diligently in order to receive a long-awaited gift from their parents. "Nerf N-Strike Elite Demolisher 2" is not just a bullet machine, but a real combat rig for little Rambos. This toy weapon is capable of firing small projectiles at a distance of up to 28 meters. A new reinforcement has also appeared - a combat grenade launcher with large shells that fly out to 5-6 meters with the help of a built-in air pump. The presence of optical slats will optimize the sight for comfortable shooting.

Hexbug Aquabot 2.

An aquarium complete with a robotic fish will bring a lot of impressions to your child. There are several types of such fish that you can choose according to your taste. A live aquarium is a big responsibility, especially for a child. Fish "Hexbug" do not require feeding or special care, because. models are made for fun. Fish are able to glow in the dark and have a software response to sounds. A few minutes of wakefulness of the fish ends with the transition to sleep mode, but as soon as you knock on the aquarium or shout, the fish comes to life again. Your child will be able to play with nano fish at any time.

Incredible Facts

Toys have been created for centuries and made for different purposes.

Today you can find toys for all ages, and they have one goal - to bring joy to the owner of the toy.

But there are instances that would hardly be able to bring joy, rather the opposite. Among the many toys, there are those that can cause horror not only in children, but also in adults.

strange toys

10. Piggy bank with a face

This creepy toy appeared in Japan just a few years ago. The idea is simple - just feed the toy with money. By the way, the rubber part of the toy moves when the mouth begins to "swallow" coins and banknotes, and at the same time the toy looks into your eyes with a frightening look.

9. Cheerfulchimpanzee

The biggest problem with this toy is its appearance. It looks like she's playing a part in some kind of horror movie. These monkeys began to be produced in the 1950s, and later in the 1970s. Then there were many varieties of these toys.

8. Skinny as a skeleton

In the 1970s, children in the United States began to collect these skinny dolls in their homes. There were three types of such a toy: with blue sticks and a toy head of a boy, the same model, but pink and a toy head of a girl, and an anorexic dog for this duet.

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7. Shave your baby

This little red doll is covered in big clumps of red hair on her head, legs, armpits and of course, her private parts. It is worth noting that this toy was produced in limited quantities. The Polish artist created only 10 models. The idea was to create the ugliest doll of all time so that you can play with stereotypes in today's culture.

Later, the artist created an aunt for the baby. This doll was of the same type, only it looked not like a child, but like an older woman with bad makeup and a nightgown.

6 Hugo, The Man With A Thousand Faces

Hugo is a master of disguise. It seems that in most creepy toys, dead eyes play an important role. What's even more creepy about this toy is the lack of legs and his transformation parts make Hugo a great character in horror movies where he plays a serial killer.

5. Erwin- smalla patient

Toy manufacturer Sigikid wants your child to learn about human anatomy by tearing apart a plush toy and pulling out the insides.

Weird toys for kids

4. Little nameless miss

In 1965, the company Hasbro, which created a lot of interesting toys and board games for children and adults, decided to release a creepy doll. The girl with no name was dressed in strange clothes and she was sold with an outstretched hand. The company's idea was to sell dolls that weren't as pretty and well-groomed as Barbie, and that would hit customers to the core. Little Miss even has a tear in one eye.

Today, such a doll can be purchased in online stores for $ 500.

3. Vengeful narwhal

The box says "With four magical tusks and three cute animals that can be pierced." This toy is terrible for several reasons:

a) She looks funny. They are more like decorative figurines.

B) There is a terrible picture on the box: a penguin pierced through and through with a narwhal out of revenge.

C) It is not clear why narwhals have so much hatred for penguins.

2. Floatingdolls

These toys were made in France in the 19th century. The child threw them into the bath and the dolls should have started to swim (unless it occurred to them to drag the person into the water). But why are their body parts so disproportionate? Their arms are crooked and their clothes are not suitable for bathing. Perhaps they used to swim in such outfits, but one way or another, the clothes only make these dolls more creepy.

1. Japanese pregnancy study doll

These toys could be found in Japan in the 18th and 19th centuries and were sold exclusively to wealthy people. Children could disassemble and assemble the toy. It is worth noting that these porcelain dolls were made to look like real people as much as possible. Moreover, from an anatomical point of view, they were also as close to reality as possible. Their stomach and pelvis were removed, and of course the pregnancy doll could not do without an umbilical cord attached to the fetus.

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Top 10 Shocking Kids Toys

If we talk about children's toys, teddy bears, dolls in elegant dresses, cars and balls immediately come to mind. The usual set of entertainment for a child that is in every home looks something like this and may vary slightly, given the gender of the baby. But progress does not stand still, and modern children have toys that did not exist even some 15-20 years ago. Some of them can cause shock not only in grandparents, but also in parents. Why they were invented is not always clear. One thing is clear - you should not give such things into the hands of a child. Top 10 shocking children's toys - let's talk today about what can be waiting for us on the shelves in stores for kids. It remains to be hoped that prudent parents will not buy such creative creations for their children.

10. Doll with an abundance of vegetation on the body

On the 10th place of the strangest toys for children - doll with an abundance of vegetation on the body. The child is invited to shave it in the right places. Why is this needed? Thus, the manufacturer wants to accustom children to the shaving process. The question is different - is it really necessary for the child?

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- on the 9th line of our list of the most shocking and strange toys. In fact, these cute baby dolls are very funny and touching. They were born in 1987. Designed by Xavier Roberts. Coleco then obtained the rights to produce soft adorable dolls with round faces. They were released in 1982 into mass production and instantly gained immense popularity among children. In 1996, a new series of dolls was released, which shocked the parents who managed to buy this toy. The fact is that the new dolls could eat the plastic food that came with them. But the chewing mechanism built into the toy, which could not be turned off, ate everything indiscriminately - plastic food, and children's hair, and fingers. Eventually the toy was deemed dangerous and banned from production.

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Moms of little girls are happy to buy charming Barbie dolls, and not a single little girl can resist the desire to receive such a gift. This doll has long become a symbol that is imitated and copied. For half a century of its existence, it has changed, and the most strange and unusual varieties of these famous dolls have been born.

Ranked 8th in the list of the most shocking children's toys, it is no longer as amazing as when it first appeared. The creators of the doll decided that everything in children's toys should be like in life. Therefore, Barbie has a folding belly, behind which hides a tiny baby.

7Plump Barbie

Manufacturers also responded to one of the pressing problems of our time - obesity and a sedentary lifestyle. So it appeared fairly, comfortably sitting on the bed with a laptop. It ranks at number 7 on our list of the weirdest toys for kids.

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Shocking children's toys are often found among collectible Barbies and dolls created to celebrate an event. For example, which can scare not only a child, but also an adult. She gets 6th place in the ranking of shocking and frightening children's toys.

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At position 5 is a doll depicting Adolf Hitler. What guided the manufacturer, releasing a toy that unpleasantly struck many parents, is unknown.

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- one of the strangest and most shocking toys. She looks pretty cute and does not arouse any suspicion until the moment when she is grabbed by the neck and shaken. At this point, she starts screaming. To make the doll stop making terrible screams, you need to squeeze its neck with all your might. What skills the manufacturer of this shocking child toy is trying to teach is unknown. Gibba Jabbler is on the 4th line of our rating.

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Many educational children's toys are made with humor, but you need to buy them with care. Not every child can calmly relate to a soft doll called. It looks funny and is a manual on the anatomy of internal organs. If you pull on the zipper on Erwin's belly, it will open and the child will be able to see what is hidden inside. The multi-colored organs, made of soft material, are fastened together with Velcro. Pulling on one of them, the child can get all the others and examine. On the inner surface of the abdominal cavity of the toy, Erwin's skeleton is drawn. The most difficult and interesting thing is the process of returning the organs to the right place. Not every adult is strong enough to cope with this task the first time. The idea as a whole is not bad, but the toy should not be bought for impressionable children, who may be frightened by such an “opening” of the doll. Erwin with a set of realistic internal organs is in third place in our rating.

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In second place on the list of the most shocking children's - a pair of soft plush creatures. Many parents welcome the early development of babies and strive to instill in them a healthy interest in the world around them. Some manufacturers in an effort to create realistic educational toys often go too far. An example of this is Pee and Poo. They depict a drop of urine and another familiar waste product of the human body. What did the manufacturer of these extravagant soft toys want to teach kids? Carefully treat the products of your life, love and take care of them? And will there be children who want to receive such a “gift”?

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In childhood, almost each of us had a favorite teddy bear, soft, warm and cozy. Creative toy makers have managed to get their hands on these cute creatures as well. On sale you can find terrifying realism zombie bears with eaten entrails, bared, bloodied maws and severed limbs. To give a baby such a bear, which occupies the first place in the list of the most shocking children's toys, is a real crime.

In conclusion of our article, I would like to remind parents of young children to be more careful with the choice of toys. It is very easy to harm the psyche of a baby or scare a lot. Manufacturers, on the other hand, often do not care at all what negative effect their “brilliant” creations can have on children. They are betting that an unusual toy will interest a buyer looking for something extraordinary and interesting for their child.

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